Quotes from Charles M. Schulz

Tell me what you'll do if you're captured by the coyotes... Well, that might work, but does your mother live near here?

Happiness is a piece of fudge caught on the first bounce.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

Sometimes all we need is a little pampering to help us feel better...

Little brothers are the buck privates of life!

Little brothers are the New York Mets of life!

She nibbles her pencil... She's human!

Mr. Claus c/o North Pole Dear Joe...

I feel torn between the desire to create and the desire to destroy.

Everytime there's a good suggestion, someone brings up the budget.

Sidewalks always win Knees always lose!

Marcie, hai una macchina per cucire! Non è mia capo… È di mia madre. Perché non mi fai un costume da pattinaggio, Marcie? Io non so cucire, capo… Ecco! Puoi farmi un costume rosso con tanti lustrini! Non sei una che ascolta, vero, capo?

I want people to have more to say about me after I'm gone than, 'He was a nice guy...he chased sticks!' —Snoopy

Marcie mi sta facendo un costume, Snoopy. Adesso è solo questione che io e te ci occupiamo del mio pattinaggio in modo che possa far bene nella gara... Come sono le mie figure? BLEAH!! Non sei un grande addolcitore di pillole, vero?

Kadim ça?lar?n pisli?ini üzerimde ta??yorum… Ben kimim ki tarihe müdahale edeyim?

It's hard to tell everybody to go home if nobody shows up.

To avoid getting sick while travelling, be careful what you eat, and stay home.

Mi vuoi più bene di quanto te ne voglio io, Ciccio? Non so… Tu mi vuoi più bene di quanto te ne voglio io? Non facciamo giochi da innamorati, Ciccio!

Il re Luigi II? Beh, sottraendo Luigi XIV da Luigi XVI, si ha Luigi II! Ah, no? Diavolo! Mi pareva una risposta niente male!

Cosa succede, Patty? Stai piangendo… Una lacrima non è piangere.

If you are a person who looks at the funny side of things, then sometimes when you are lowest, when everything seems totally hopeless, you will come up with some of your best ideas. Happiness does not create humor. There's nothing funny about being happy. Sadness creates humor.

I feel a constant gratefulness to God for His patience with me and with all of us. I cannot fail to be thrilled every time I read the things that Jesus said, and I am more and more convinced of the necessity of following Him. What Jesus means to me is this: in Him we are able to see God and to understand His feelings toward us. I am still a believer in what the church refers to as "holy living." I think it is applicable for a person in whatever profession he may be working.

I think each of us who deals in any way with things which are creative and things which are going to be read or looked at or heard by the public, needs always to test himself by the eighth verse in the fourth chapter of Philippians: 'Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things.

When the excitement of these days passes away, and when some of the visions begin to grow a little dim; when it becomes impossible to put into words the prayer you want to speak, then we must be able to lift our heads up, and say with all faith as Peter did, 'Lord, you know that I love you.