Quotes from Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Granted, not all uneducated women are prostitutes, and, not all prostitutes are uneducated. However, where building a family is employment, an uneducated woman's womb is her diploma.

A diploma is a piece of paper that is used to acquire another piece of paper: an employment contract.

Money cannot buy you love. But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having.

A wedding is a ceremony men fund with money they know they don't have … to prove the love they think they have.

Those who say that money can't buy you love make it sound as if love can buy you money.

A broke man's lover doesn't feel 'loved' on her Birthday, Christmas, and, on Valentine's Day.

Capitalism has turned human beings into commodities. To the owner of a restaurant: the cook and a bag of potatoes are equally important.

Life humbles the rich by giving them problems that money can't resolve, or, dissolve. Life enslaves the poor by giving them problems that money can resolve, or, dissolve.

Life enslaves the poor by giving them problems that money can resolve, or, dissolve

In some cases, people with a body (whose size) they did not long for are victims of having a bank balance (whose size) they longed for.

Being rich is an untalented artist's consolation prize.

Nothing humbles a rich man better than a poor man that isn't willing to do 'anything' for money.

Those who say that money can't buy one love make it sound as if love can buy one money.

If we were rational enough to judge what we are fed based on what we are fed, those in the business of selling us hope (i.e., public speakers, presidents, priests, etc.) wouldn't wear suits.

Chances are that whatever that you are worried about—be it a person or a thing—isn't worried about you.

Worry is to human beings … what a condom is to a man with erectile dysfunction.

If there were something that Mother Nature or God could do with money, She or He would have sold immortality to the rich a long time ago.

Culture is a symbolic veil with which we hide our animal nature from ourselves … and other animals.

Man is an extremely complex creature: he usually acts in an unselfish manner for selfish reasons.

Life's most rewarding forms of being: Being patient, and, being yourself.

Being a philosopher requires a lot of thinking and no action. Being a model requires a lot of action and no thinking.

If God really valued loyalty, He would have blessed every single believer before He even considered blessing a single nonbeliever.

An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased's chances of going to hell.

You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was not read to pass an exam, to please God, or to be a better cook.