Quotes from Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Even those who want to go to heaven would rather kill than be killed.

Most people do not mind dying, as long as that does not happen today.

One of the reasons God did not make a lover for Himself when He made one for Adam is because He knew that fewer people would take Him seriously once He had an ex.

Being a bad parent is a sign of not having learned from experience.

There's no such thing as a good or bad person: there are just people who have each been or seem to have been good or bad to you, someone, or some people, thus far.

As useful as an unhappy artist. As useless as a happy philosopher.

12% of dreams create jobs. 88% of jobs destroy dreams.

Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.

We are sometimes depressed by our failure to convince people who strongly believe that we are that we are definitely not depressed.

We are sometimes dragged into a pit of unhappiness by someone else's opinion that we do not look happy.

Some people wish they were as happy as or happy like some people think they are.

Happiness is a temporary recurring human experience.

It is as difficult for most poor people to truly believe that they could someday escape poverty as it is for most wealthy people to truly believe that their wealth could someday escape them.

Some days are better than others. The same can be said about people.

He who makes fun of a short and fat man's weight is much less cruel than he who makes fun of his height.

98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed.

Courting is an activity where a man and a woman flaunt their virtues. Dating is an activity where life exposes the other's vices.

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time.

Chances are that there are white people who brag about being the first to move out of a suburb that has been intruded by blacks.

We love being mentally strong, but we hate situations that allow us to put our mental strength to good use.

Nothing holds back human progress as frequently as the misbelief that the words 'impossible' and 'improbable' are synonyms.

Intelligence is a way of thinking, not a choice of words.

A belief is an uneducated guess.

Culture, religion, and education, are conspiracies to standardize worldviews.