Quotes from Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly (or not as beautiful as she is).

Taking good care of your husband or wife is the best way to thank their parent or parents for having taken good care of them.

Poverty does not always prevent a rich person from dating someone who is poor, unless the man is the one who is poor.

It is in the best interest of the rich to preserve poverty.

You cannot really get married by mistake. You can only marry the wrong person.

Divorce is not always a doorway to happiness. The same can be said about marriage.

Religion makes people kill each other. Science supplies them with weapons.

We usually learn from debates that we seldom learn from debates.

Immediately after a divorce or a breakup, your mind whispers that there are plenty more fish in the sea, while your heart shouts that there is only one whoever-you-just-divorced-or-broke-up-with.

When you love someone, you end up caring about each and every person they love. When you hate someone, you end up caring about every single person who hates them.

A live broke man is 'luckier' than a dead rich man.

Most people can't stand spending a few minutes by themself. Yet they expect others to spend an hour, a day, or, even a lifetime, with them.

You know you've reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh.

Not every happy person is married, and, Not every married person is happy.

Some wo/men are so possessive … you end up missing missing them.

The phrase *You complete me* is nonsensical. A couple is a *we* … not a complete *me.*

Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction.

Being called 'love' or 'my love' by someone doesn't necessarily mean that you are loved or even liked by them.

A humanitarian seldom makes a good lover. For a lover's world revolves around their lover, while a humanitarian's world revolves around the world.

Be ashamed not of being single, or, unemployed. That comes standard.

Courtship is an activity whereby one losses oneself … whilst trying to win someone's love.

If life really begins at forty, then all poor people die in their teens.

In a materialistic society, an employed boy is older than an unemployed man.

The only things that old age comes standard with: grey hair and wrinkles. Wisdom and intellect are earned.