Quotes from Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Being rich or famous is the only profound thing that some people have ever said.

Some social ills are preserved by the common misbelief that things such as ignorance, greed, and stupidity do not have the stamina required to reach old age.

Being divorced does not necessarily make one's advice on marriage useless … or useful.

People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.

Only someone who isn't a fool stands a chance of not being bothered by being deemed a fool by a fool.

It sometimes requires ignorance and arrogance to know something for sure.

Nothing complements a fast mind better than a slow tongue. And nothing aggravates a slow mind better than a fast tongue.

There is nothing wrong with being wrong.

An ID number is only there to 'identify' human beings. Use it to assume people's intellect or wisdom at your own risk.

Most women have low standards. All they strive for is a highly paid man.

Thanks to arranged marriages: There are countless women who have never been their husband's girlfriend.

There is so much woman in many a girl and too much boy in many a man.

Most women would each be left with fewer dreams or without a dream, if the institution of marriage were to be abolished.

Most of the very few people who would choose a good heart over riches would eventually use that to either make a lot of money, or attract men or women who are rich.

It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.

Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a man is jealous of his own car, house, wardrobe, or salary.

Some women have kissed—and some are kissing—a lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was and is still a prince.

Whenever He answers prayers, God usually prioritizes those by people who, instead of their mouths, have prayed with their hands and/or feet.

Some people's self-esteem was secretly improved when they discovered that their then-lovers had killed themselves over them.

Many a woman is in a relationship with or married to her man not because she loves him but only because she likes men like him.

To buy women things, some men entertain. To entertain women, some men buy things.

To a misogynist: To err is woman.

High heels are a short (theist) woman's (subconscious) way of telling God to go to hell … in public.

To drive a woman away, tell her that you are unemployed. To bore her, tell her that you are single.