Quotes from Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Because of self-doubt, the fear of failure, or laziness, most people usually bite off way less than they can chew.

If we had to earn our age by thinking for ourselves at least once a year, only a handful of people would reach adulthood.

A deep breath is a technique with which we minimize the number of instances where we say what we do not mean … or what we really think.

There is more to life than making a living. Do not work more than you live.

The employed are punished by having to do what they do not love. The self-employed are punished by the opposite.

It is only if the primary or only reason you do what you do is to make money that you will envy every random person who made or makes a lot of money (or money that exceeds what you made or make).

To some women, a job plays the role of a man. To most women, a man plays the role of a job.

*I'm hustling* is a low self-esteem having man's way of saying *I'm unemployed, * when answering a seemingly materialistic woman's question as to what he does for a living.

12% of employees eat because they are hungry. 88% of employees eat because it is 1 o'clock.

Life punishes those who have things in abundance by making them worry about petty things like: what to wear, or, which car to drive.

A model's opinion seldom matters. The only time that he is required to open his mouth is when he is required to smile at the camera.

Civilization is the commercialization of survival.

He who makes $25, 000 annually through passive income is more enviable than he who earns $100, 000 annually through a salary.

The garden is an unemployed township-based man's cubicle.

Employees go to school for 12 – 18 years merely to impress prospect employers in a 12 – 18 minutes interview.

A job interview is a competition won by those who are qualified the most, and, those who are willing to be payed the least.

12% of employees study further to learn more. 88% of employees study further to earn more.

Torn clothes are funny … until your dad gets fired.

Periods are a period when nature forces prostitutes to go on leave.

Back then, work revolved around life. Today, life revolves around work.

Though you can love what you do not master, you cannot master what you do not love.

*You only get one chance to make a first impression.* Ah, whatever!!! Who said you get three chances to make the second impression?!!

Faeces by any other name would smell as gross

The presence of confidence can make an unable man appear able. While its absence can make an able man appear unable.