Quotes from Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Generally, a woman would rather be married to any man that she doesn't hate, than remain unmarried to a man that she loves.

A 'good man' is a male creature that survives the endless episodes that its woman spends complaining about women who she hates, and, women who hate her.

"Weekends are life's gift to those who hate their jobs."

You can only be twice someone's age once.

Getting older comes with abilities. Being old comes with disabilities.

To flatter a young man, tell him that you thought that he was older than he is. To flatter an old woman, tell her that you thought that she was younger than she is.

Being bored is the price we pay for not being insane.

Nobody enjoys the company of others as intensely as someone who usually avoids the company of others.

An angry artist tells people what (he thinks) they need to hear. A hungry artist tells people what (he thinks) they want to hear.

To leave a man's ego bigger, retweet him. To leave his faculty of reasoning better, challenge his tweet.

Intellect is the virtue of ignoring one's emotions' attempt to contaminate one's opinions.

An artist that makes art merely to meet a demand is a slave to what his patrons wants to see, or, hear.

A high self-esteem having artist works hard to be understood. A low self-esteem having artist works hard to be agreed with.

Back then: to be regarded as well-known, one had to be great. Today: to be regarded as great, one has to be well-known.

Every artist takes their final work to the grave.

Thanks to his salary, an employee is free to eat whatever, wherever. However, because of his job, he is not free to eat whenever.

Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.

Retirement is the menopause of an employee's mind and hands.

Employment was invented to make education seem useful.

The more civilized people are, the more honorable working hard is to them. As a result, the more civilized we get, the less we live.

Virginity comes standard. A good head is earned.

Many a death was precipitated by the food, the job, or the medication whose main function was to postpone it.

Unless they are off duty, no matter how wide it is, and even when it is sincere, a smile seems fake if the job description of the person who is smiling includes smiling.

When you are unemployed, weekends are seven days long.