Quotes from Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The religious worry about life after death at the expense of life before death.

To be called insane: challenge convention. To be called possessed: challenge religion.

Thou shalt not tweet to be retweeted.

An agnostic is a creature that is religiously skeptical whenever it is told that God exists … or that He doesn't.

Closing one's eyes when praying doesn't increase the odds of the prayer being answered. It merely decreases the odds of being distracted.

Sniffing glue is a homeless nonbeliever's prayer.

Miracles' rely on their observer's ignorance. 'Perfection' relies on the observer's failure to notice the observed's defects.

Thou shalt not use the 140 characters limit as an excuse for bad grammar and/or incorrect spelling.

Contrary to popular belief, some animals would not have each chosen to be a human being, if they were given the choice between being what they are and being human.

In a society where women are truly equal to men, a kid bred by a theist mother and an atheist father is born an agnostic. In a patriarchal society, the kid is automatically an atheist.

If heaven really exists: then heaven is the job, hell is unemployment, while life is merely an interview.

A church service starts and ends with a prayer. A magazine starts and ends with an advert.

You cannot sensibly expect a starving 'God-fearing' man to honor the 8th commandment.

A moral judgment of abortion is the usage of a man-made ideology to judge a man-made technology.

A satirist that criticizes religion is seen as a satanist.

Beliefs are conclusions reached by men who are lazy to think for themselves.

Though man needs to live to believe, he does not need to believe to live.

Thou shalt not unfollow someone, merely because they stopped following you.

Thou shalt not follow someone, merely because they are following you.

Thou shalt not think that thou be a leader, merely because thee be having more than 0 followers.

Technically, according to the notion of the will of God, there is no such a thing as a competent surgeon.

Politics and Sport were invented to give unknowledgeable people an opportunity to share their knowledge.

To be enslaved then, you needed to be ignorant. To be enslaved today, you need to be knowledgeable.

A straight face is an ignorant man's attempt to appear knowledgeable.