Quotes About Life

So far, this is the oldest I've been.

If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads.

You know, Freud accepted his lot very stoically and very well and with a sense of humor. He aged and died gracefully, and there's a lot to be said for that.

We have truth in order not to die of art.

I can see the humor in just about any situation. After I lost my dad, I realized that none of us should take things too seriously, because everything except death works itself out.

If you live long enough, sooner or later everybody you know has cancer.

The only laws are paradox, humor and change.

Another werewolf thing. Like most animals, we spent a large part of our lives engaged in the three Fs of basic survival. Feeding, fighting and... reproduction.

I am too tired, I must try to rest and sleep, otherwise I am lost in every respect. What an effort to keep alive! Erecting a monument does not require an expenditure of so much strength.

Man. Being mostly dead is hard on a guy.

I feel like humor is the answer to everything. If you have a little bit of humor in the shaker and you can sprinkle that on, that's your answer.

Humor is like a frog; if you dissect it, it dies.

The function of abundance is not to possess things but to use them and gather experiences.

I think I do find humor in disorder, and reality is disorder.

The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?"

I'm rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I've regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.

Sell your presence and purchase bewilderment.

I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was "Quote" so the last thing I said before I died would be "Unquote.

Young men speak about the future because they have no past, and old men speak of the past because they have no future.

A person without regrets is called a corpse.

Humor and paradox are often the only ways to respond to life's sorrow with grace.

You know Death will get you in the end, but if you are smart and have a sense of humor, you can thumb your nose at it for awhile

The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.

The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die.