Quotes About Life

You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting.

I am a confectionery-based existentialist.

So all my friends have kids now... which I think is rude.

I think people need a little joy and humor as well as commitment in their lives

I've been to some funerals where there's a lot of laughing - it's about celebrating their new journey. I can't think of anything. There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.

If you're gonna take people on a journey that deals with some pretty heavy themes, I think you best have a sense of humor, here and there.

For every woman who's ever wondered about the path not taken, Fenton and Steinke mine—with tremendous humor and insight—the mixed blessing of unexpected second chances.

Old florists never die. They just make other arrangements.

You should be as alive as you can, until you're totally dead!

No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

Life is like a double-blind experiment. And the Observer is the only One in on the Know.

Horror is like the humor, the one without the other can't exist. Horror makes life more interesting like the humor!

Life is mean! Don't lose your humour jacket. You'll really need it.

Courting is an activity where a man and a woman flaunt their virtues. Dating is an activity where life exposes the other's vices.

Life has a whimsical way of kicking you in the throat. I find it tobe one huge cosmic joke at our expense, only nobody is laughingbut the forces that be—given that they are even a wee bit human.

Never make eye contact with a stranger when you're having a churro.

Humor disarms people. It opens them up to starting a dialogue about things they wouldn't normally talk about. I don't understand how people who don't have a sense of humor get through life.

I had a very funny and depressing talk with my seventy-four-year-old mother. I decided, she doesn't have a bucket list - she has a kick-the-bucket list.

Oh, come on. Drama is just life with the dull bits cut out.""Well, I'm ready for a long patch of boredom.

So I am death" Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast."This is death toast sweety.

Why Is It That When You Wash Two Socks You Only End Up With One? Is There Life After Death? and Where Did The Other Sock Go?

It was deflating to realize how much my own family's quality of life might improve if I replaced myself with a Fundamentalist stay-at-home daughter.

Nice to be born in this universe. Thanks dad and mom.

Living is about clucking your tongue and enjoying the sound.~Slater