Quotes About Funny

It was generally agreed that they were a funny bunch, these natives of August.

Well, once again we are invaded. And, humiliatingly, by a lifeform which is absurd. My colleague Tim Powers once said that Martians could invade us simply by putting on funny hats, and we'd never notice. It's a sort of low-budget invasion. I guess we're at the point where we can be amused by the idea of Earth being invaded. (And this is when they really zap you.

me: just don't ask about his forty-three ex-boyfriends, okay? or ask him about why he's carrying around an axe. mom:... me: i'm kidding about the axe part.

So even though it doesn't seem like anything's changed-' '-things change all the time, mostly in little ways. That's how it goes, I guess.' Sofia nodded. 'Funny how we say it goes. That's just the way life goes.' 'That's the way life comes just sounds so awkward.' 'Well, sometimes you can see the future come, no?

Thanks stadium pal!

Missing a nose. With these children Santa has to be careful not to ask, And what would you like for Christmas?

Follow seven beers with a couple of scotches and a thimble of marijuana, and it's funny how sleep sort of just comes…I'm now told that this is not called 'going to sleep' but rather 'passing out,' a phrase that carries a distinct hint of judgement.

When will you stop laughing at misery? I'm so sick and tired of your pseudo-strength. All I want you to do is laugh at what is funny and cry at what isn't, but you won't do that, will you?

There are so many stars who are very good at comedy acts.

Good comedy is ageless.

I can't be serious, apparently.

I was a little bit ashamed of American TV because I thought, 'None of the shows my father works on are as funny as my father.'

The reason I turn down 99% of a hundred, I mean a thousand, scripts is because romantic comedies are often very romantic but seldom very funny.

satire is not a thing the Compassionate Society has a need for anymore. It's good, it's clever, damn it, it's funny, but it's not Socially Responsible." She could hear the capitals slamming into place like steel teeth.

I actually find novels that are determined to be funny at every turn quite oppressive.

Did you hear about the underwear that lost its job? It was bummed.

Marie Antoinette was funny, I'm sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the 'Let them eat cake' line. She seems like she was kind of funny, like a Chelsea Handler or Kathy Griffin type.

He is very dry but also very funny... I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.

My favorite show is America's Funniest Home Videos. People will get hit on the head and I feel bad cause I'm laughing my head off!

Most of the people you see going to work today are LARPing (live-action role playing) an incredibly boring RPG (role-playing game) called "professionalism" that requires them to alter their vocabulary, posture, eating habits, facial expressions--every detail all the way down to what they allow themselves to find funny.

By the power of Steven Wright's Beard!

However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.

Since childhood, I've been a clown. I've always liked being very funny or trying to make people laugh. It's my original self.

People know me as just this handsome guy - a very handsome guy. But I can also be funny and fun.