Quotes About Funny

I really love showing up at work at 10 A.M., trying to make it funny until 3 P.M., and then going home. It's like comedy bankers' hours.

When I get tired I start being extra silly.

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

It wasn't funny." "Oh, mon coeur . It was the funniest thing I've ever heard." "Jude!" she cried, stomping her foot before she realized she'd done it. "I'd kiss you now if I wasn't sure that you'd bit me." She would. She'd nip that obnoxious smile right off his face. "Now I know why you're so good at it. Kissing. You've had loads of practice.

Funeral notice in the paper." "I still don't know who you're talking about," the other ice fisherman groused. "Dressed funny," the guy at the other table recalled.

I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do!

My self-confidence can be measured out in teaspoons mixed into my poetry, and it still always tastes funny in my mouth.

Women are complicated and messy and we are certainly not perfect, but we are funny and challenging and kind, and I wouldn't change a thing

Well, the clothes are really cool that we wear. The sets are so funny, because it's like everything is so real.

The waitress headed back to the kitchen, shaking her head, wondering what on earth could be funny about pea soup…

I'm worried he's going to...do something crazy. He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny and occasionally eats his assistants, Eve said. Define crazy . Claire closed her eyes. Okay. I think he wants to put my brain in a jar and wire it into the machine. Dead silence.

She was staring at you.' 'What can I say? Irresistible.' 'Shane, it's not funny. I just—you should be careful. 'Always am.' Which was an absolute lie. Shane's eyes fixed on hers, and she felt a burst of heat inside that crept up to burn in her cheeks. He smiled slowly. 'Jealous?' 'Maybe.' 'No reason. I like my ladies with a pulse.

He had on a funny T-shirt, as usual. Today's featured acartoon figure running from a giant T. rex, and it read EXERCISE: SOME MOTIVATIONREQUIRED.

I'm worried he's going to . . . do something crazy. He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants, Evesaid. Define crazy. Claire closed her eyes. Okay. I think he wants to put my brain in a jar and wire it intothe machine.

Children frighten me. I mean, I appreciate them on a cute aesthetic level, but they're very demanding and unreasonable creatures and often smell funny.

I'm not much for parties. Sometimes you have to wear a funny hat, sometimes they expect you to eat sushi, which is like eating bait. And there's always some totally drunk girl who thinks you're smitten by her, when what you're really wondering is if she'll vomit on your shirt or instead on your shoes.

Fukrey' was my first attempt at comedy.

I've always just been attracted to comedy.

I was attracted to people who were funny because I wanted to be in that world.

Do I like being thought of as attractive? I don't know anyone on Earth who doesn't, but I do find it funny.

Making people laugh was automatic.

I would like to get back to making people laugh. Before drama school, I did nothing but comedy.

I snootily say I can't take too many dramatic parts, as it's taking work from actors who aren't funny.

I'm doing the film 'Don't Stop Dreaming' with Rishi Kapoor and Suniel Shetty. They're both so funny and fantastic!