Quotes About Family

From my dad ... I think we have a similar sense of humor. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing, but I think he's funny!

Billy Almon has all of his in-laws and outlaws here this afternoon.

I think of myself as a funny guy but nobody thinks I'm funnier than my daughters.

It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.

As I get older, the character evolves tremendously because I'm married and have kids now and realize certain things are not funny anymore. I threw them out of my act.

I have little sister Lola, she is small and very funny.

Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughed ... into my mouth.

My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English.

We were a very funny family. Humour was the tool with which my brother and I tried to get attention. We were always trying to be the funniest.

My family isn't really Italian. We're more like Olive Garden Italian.

My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration.

Somebody, my daughter or my wife, gave me a music box for Christmas. It plays "My Funny Valentine" on celeste, you know? So I had Bobby [Irving] just play "Jean Pierre" with the changes on celeste.

My son has a big Christmas problem - what do you buy for a father who has everything and you're using it?

My dad is funny in his own way, and so is my brother, but in terms of legitimately making a lot of people laugh, that's my mom. I inherit my sense of comedy from her.

TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake.

I don't know if I was funny as a child, though I always thought my parents really enjoyed listening to me sing.

I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.

When I was born I brought no joy, my father said he wanted a boy!

I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.

I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece.

We never really tried to shock for shock's sake on 'Family Guy.' If something was horribly offensive and shocking we would put it in if it was also hysterically funny.

My wife is way funnier than I am. As much as I don't really feel I share a sense of humour with my family, I definitely share one with her - we find the same things funny.

Sadly, I can't say the same for my Father, who is probably in a different place - Hell.

I'm not focused on the outrageousness. I'm just focused on being funny, and raising my kids. I don't even read the newspaper, I don't read that crap.