Quotes About Dessert

A party without cake is just a meeting.

A party without a cake is just a meeting.

The powdered sugar had caramelized and blackened into a sucking tar pit in which my ladyfingers languished like so many sunk mastadons.

The man who invented instant pudding was moved to action by an inability to wait for pudding.

A body without wine is like a dessert without sugar. A pale woman can only be coloured with lipstick and rouge, and a pale man can only be coloured with wine!

My mom makes something called green pie, which I thought was a delicacy that many people only had at Thanksgiving, but it turns out it was just Jell-O with whipped cream on it. And it's delicious.

Its hard in the firehouse to avoid the dessert thing. At 3 in the morning after some emergency, I have been known to eat an ice cream sandwich.

There's always room for Jell-O

2 cups (500 ml) whole or low-fat milk 5 ounces (140 g) semisweet or bittersweet chocolate, finely chopped Pinch of coarse salt 1. In a medium saucepan, warm the milk, chocolate, and salt. Heat until it begins to boil. (It will probably boil up quite a bit at first, so keep an eye on it.) 2. Lower the heat to the barest simmer and cook the mixture, whisking frequently, for 3 minutes. If you want a thicker consistency, cook it another 1 to 2 minutes.

ask for mine sans Chantilly.

marshmallows, or guimauves,

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.

If God had wanted me to lose weight he would have made sure there was creamed spinach for dessert.

One of the great things about Ben & Jerry's for me is that not only is it delicious, but I get it for free.

Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in the kitchen.

If I can't suck your milkshake through a straw, it's not a milkshake--it's a glass of ice cream.

Nothing's a better cure for writer's block than to eat ice cream right out of the carton.

Snow always makes me think of ice-cream. Glaciers look like where it's dribbled.

CHOCOLATE CAKE ½ cup butter ¾ cup cocoa ½ cup hot water 1 cup sugar 3 teaspoons baking powder 1 cup honey 4 eggs 1 cup milk 2½ cups cake flour Cream butter, sugar, honey and cocoa and add the hot water, beat well, then add well beaten eggs, flour, baking powder and milk. Bake in a moderate oven (350) for 40 to 50 minutes.2

I barely eat cake now. The one I'm sending you, make a hole on the top with a knitting needle and pour a glass of whiskey into it to keep it moist.

a face like a crème brûlée after the first blow of the spoon

What's the paradessence of ice cream?

The secret to scooping ice cream is all about the scooper. You have to dip it in water before and after every scoop. Then it just rolls off.

I was raised by a gaggle of women who all loved to bake. Dessert always existed after any savory meal. I was raised with cookies on the plate, brownies in a Tupperware container, and so on.