Quotes About Humor

The salutory effect of surviving a heart-attack: One felt that nothing mattered beyond kindness, good manners and humour

I have nothing but love in my heart and everything I say is just an instrument for laughs.

A fart in the face is love.

What a shame, for I dearly love to laugh.

You can maybe be artistic and really original and creative, but as long as it's got that funniness at the root of it, then certain people are going to love it just because they need a laugh.

My job is to express who I am and what I hate about the country and what I love about it and what I hate about myself and what I love about myself and to make you laugh while I'm doing it.

I love to watch good actors who surprise and amuse me.

Count on Jill Shalvis for a witty, steamy, unputdownable love story.

I love acting but I also love writing, especially comedy.

I suppose comedy is my first love, in a way.

That's one more thing people don't know about Indians: We love to talk dirty.

I think I mentioned to Bob [Geldof] I could make love for eight hours. What I didn't say was that this included four hours of begging and then dinner and a movie.

I think I love humor in poetry, but not that slapstick cheap easy humor, but that uncomfortable, "did she say that out loud?" kind of humor.

I have a great love of animals and laughter.

I sat down and wrote some jokes and went to the talent show, got up on stage, fell in love with it and never turned back.

I love playing the macho guy who looks like an idiot.

I'd love to do sitcoms. I think I'm pretty darn funny.

I love to entertain and make people laugh.

Yeah, but coming from Dudley that's like "I love you.

I love Israel for its blue and white flag as it matches my legs.

I love Richard Pryor. I love him to death.

I love anyone who surprises me and makes me laugh.

Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour.

I love the South Park guys, Trey Parker and Matt Stone. They're geniuses. I throw that word around a lot, but I really do mean it.