Quotes About Humor

I would love to do a comedy spoof, like a Spinal Tap kind of thing.

I love good comedy. I don't like bad comedy.

I also love the makers of South Park, because they're political, strong, and they're making all of these comments that would get you shot for if you did it in a drama.

My whole staff love to laugh and count the money. On the couch, hands in our pants like Al Bundy.

I just love chickens.

I laughed all the way through Love Story.

...the Gods too love a joke.

I love pity parties. I wish I'd brought hats.

I feel cheesy when I see Silver Spoons. Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe.

I love being funny and talking with fellas.

I love being a part of Aqua Teen.

If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffer.

The main jokes in this film are about big things, love and life and zombies - we all get that.

I even made love to myself once. Uhh, I wasn't suppose to tell you that.

When a couple of young people strongly devoted to each other commence to eat onions, it is safe to pronounce them engaged.

Are you telling me your brain and your lady parts decided on a love fest bake-off winner?

I love Chicago. I got on a bus and asked the driver, Do you go to the Loop? He said, No, I go beep-beep!

I really have a love for comedy. I can't express it enough.

I love people of all ethnicities, as long as they're not ugly.

Sometimes in the studio movies I've been working in, you'll put a joke in a movie because the crowd loves it - not because I love it.

I love to smoke. I love to eat red meat. I'll only eat red meat that comes from cows who smoke, ok!? Special cows they grow in Virginia with voice boxes in their necks. "Moo"

I really love 'Soapdish.' I wish 'Soapdish' had more of a moment because I felt that that is a really strong, funny movie. Kevin Kline is hilarious in that movie.

I love John Madden, because he makes me feel smart.

I live by syllogisms: God is love. Love is blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God. I don't know what I'd believe in if it wasn't for that.