Quotes About Humor

To call "A Lot like Love" dead in the water is an insult to water.

I make love to the beautiful Maria and you make love to your stick!

It's never good to fall in love with someone whom you'd have to stab in the eyeballs to elicit a response.

I don't know how many times a phone call or e-mail starts with, "I don't agree with anything you say but you're funny as hell so I listen to your show, I love your show."

Some of our jokes we made up on the fly. I love Lecrae; we have been friends for a while and he is just one of my favorite people.

The Irish and British, they love satire, its a large part of the culture.

I'm shameless, and I love a pun. There's a lot of Beth puns.

I used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York... Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye, you lizard scum! Bye!

I love fishing. It's transcendental meditation with a punchline.

We love the Stooges, and young kids today don't watch them. They think it's their dad's comedy. So we thought we could reintroduce them to a new audience.

Clary made fun of him about his new look; but, then, Clary found everything about Simon's love life borderline hilarious.

Love breaks my bones and I laugh

I first met my wife in the tunnel of love. She was digging it at the time.

My dogs love me. Of course, by love I mean poop and by me I mean everywhere.

Dogs - putting the lie to the age-old saying, I could never love anyone who ate a diaper.

Bill Hicks is a huge influence. I love him.

I've heard there are vegan corn dogs - I don't know if that's true but, jeez, I'd love to eat one of them.

Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house.

I love physical comedy. Comedy that comes from an emotional place is amazing too and lets me develop in a new way as an actor.

I love physical comedy. I love Oscar Wilde, I love Shakespeare comedies, I love improv.

Roosevelt's humor was broad, his manner friendly. Of wit there was little; of philosophy, none. What did he possess? Intuition, inspiration, love of adventure.

Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license plate.

My favorite, and the author I wish I was reading right now and always is Nora Ephron. I love the humor, the awareness, the sense of self-deprecation. She is such a role model to me.

There's some invisible guy, up in the sky, who can kill you, because he loves you.