Quotes About Humor

I would say that Lucy, 'I Love Lucy,' she was my idol.

I've been going up and bombing everywhere. It's great. I love it. It's hilarious.

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.

[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this.

I like comedy, I love it very much, I love laughing.

I consider myself a sit-down comedian really, as much as anything else. I love comedy. Life is a cosmic joke.

I used to love to draw things that made me laugh or made friends laugh. When I was 13 or 14, I started thinking, This is what I like to do more than anything else.

I love doing six versions of any joke, so if they'll give me six takes, I'd love to do it.

When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.

I would love to have been around in the Keystone Studios days.

I love telling myself jokes. I think I'm a riot.

I will always love to perform standup comedy.

I just love listening to the laughter.

Doing stand-up is like running across a frozen pond with the ice breaking behind you. I love it because it's dangerous.

I love comedy. If I could be a comedian - well, I probably would not take that job because it seems really hard, but I wish I could be.

In actual fact, the female function is to explore, discover, invent, solve problems crack jokes, make music - all with love. In other words, create a magic world.

I love to write humor. If I could make a living doing it that is all I would write. The happiest period of my life is when I was writing the sequels to "MASH". I was able to ridicule everyone.

I love horses and I only ask-don't let me know which one we are eating today.

I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins.

I love playing a curmudgeon. I just love playing a sour guy.

I love watching comedies. It's my favorite thing to watch and it always lifts my spirits.

Minnesotans really think they run the whole world, I love that.

This is why you must love life: one day you're offering up your social security number to the Russian Mafia; two weeks later you're using the word calve as a verb.

'The Simpsons' is about alienation and the ambivalence of living with a family who you love but who drive you completely crazy.