Quotes About Humor

The affectionate farce I make of him ignores the ways I feel his lack of love for me. But we are managing.

I really love laughing.

Thank you for nothing.

Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late'

I love someone who can make me laugh. And someone who's secure - I think that's sexy.

I just really love the cartoon form. I love the plasticity of it.

Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?

I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.

Nobody in love has a sense of humor.

The truth is, I've denied it for years, but I love deconstructing comedy.

I'm so glad Courtney Love is here; I left my crack in my other purse.

I love kidding around and having a good time.

I'm Here All Weak might be the strangest comedy album I have ever heard. But I've listened twice, which is more than I listen to 90 percent of all comedy albums, so I think I love it?

I'm not good at telling a joke, but I can say a line in a certain way that makes people uncomfortable because they don't know whether to laugh or not, and I love that comedy.

I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting material!

William Makepeace Thackeray

I've never been in love... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food

I really love writing comedy. Writing romantic comedy is even nicer because you get to write about how insane we all act when we're falling in love.

With stand-up, it doesn't matter who you are. If the audience claps because they love your movies, that clapping stops after five seconds, and then it's your job to make them laugh.

Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline.

Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.

I love doing comedy. It's a lot of fun.

Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.

I love good sense above all, perhaps because I have none.