Quotes About Humor

I never say a funny thing intentionally.

I like some of the B movies that are intentionally funny.

Janhvi is a goofball. She is unintentionally funny sometimes. Even intentionally, to give her due credit!

If the mean thing is being said with a person who abused malice, then something sounds mean. If something that is considered mean is being said by somebody who has good intentions and has maybe a comedic lack of awareness, then you can get away with a little bit more.

I try to be smart with my comedy. Generally, it devolves into bathroom humour. I describe my comedy as, 'I have the best intentions, but usually it fails.'

With comedy, don't try to be funny. That's really helped me. Just say the lines as you would say them, interact with other characters, and try to make it as real as possible. It will come out funny.

I have definitely learned - and this is definitely a human nature thing - that people are willing to, in an interaction with a comedian, admit things and talk about things with candor that they would never admit to a group of friends or an individual.

The interesting thing about humor is that in humor, you - in logic, something is A or not A. In humor, it's both A and not A.

Professional humorists and cartoonists have to go through a stage in which they have to kill their own internal editor just so they can get stuff out. So whether they believe it or not, they need me on the other end to do that editing for them.

Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.

Stand-up is still my job. That is the thing I wanted to get into when I was 21. You cannot beat the immediacy of it, making people laugh without any interruptions or edits.

I really want to interview Larry David.

I'd rather ride down the street on a camel than give what is sometimes called an 'in-depth' interview.

The interview with Busted changed everything - it was just so funny, and we were all on set and they couldn't stop laughing. And I remember thinking, 'We're onto something.'

Maybe I should have gone back to Weight Watchers and tried harder to lose my luscious hips and overlarge ass. If I'd known it might keep me from being abducted by aliens, you bet I would have counted points until Doomsday. "It's

You know, you may not be able to bake but any man who does laundry is all right in my book." "Don't forget the part where I turn into a big cuddly wolf," I pointed out, grinning at her. "It's not every guy who can do that." "Very true.

Her time on Twin Moons was really getting off to a great start. She hadn't even been awake for one whole morning and she'd already given a peep show to strangers and eaten a whole bowl full of horny fruit by mistake. What the hell was she going to do tonight?

All right, fine," she told Deep. "But just because you're a pessimist doesn't mean you have to be an asshole." Deep frowned. "Excuse me? A what? I'm not completely familiar with Earth vernacular yet." Lock grinned. "I think you've just been insulted, brother. And by one of the elite, no less. You should feel honored." "By

Previously it had appeared to be simply curious about her but now it reared up on its hind legs again and let out a hoarse and awful roar that chilled Liv's blood. Dear God I'm about to be eaten by a blue alien teddy bear, she thought wildly as it came toward her. What the hell are they going to put on my tombstone? Here lies Liv, Without a care She died from the bite Of a teddy bear. Okay, so maybe she wasn't completely sober yet but she was completely terrified.

It wasn't the way he looked that made him impossible. It was what he said. It was his sense of humor. He would not resist a pun. And any man who will not resist a pun will never lie up-pun me.

It wasn't the way he looked that made him impossible. It was what he said. It was his sense of humor. He would not resist a pun. And any man who will not resist a pun will never lie up-pun me.

The trouble with any salvation usually is that it's not at all funny.

Half of an Assassin is just an Ass.

In 1990 [Claudette Colbert] wished Vanity Fair readers "a fabulous new decade. I'm praying to make it to 2000. After all, I'll only be 97." She didn't quite make it.