Quotes About Humor

Truth is, I wouldn't know a gigabyte from a snakebite.

It's a dangerous game that comedy plays. Sometimes it tells you the truth; sometimes it delays it.

Americans like to think 'Python' is how English people really are. There is an element of truth to that.

When you find something funny search it for hidden truth.

Whether a man chooses to tell the truth in long sentences or short jokes is a problem analogous to whether he chooses to tell the truth in French or in German.

It was a universal truth among males that anytime you saw a guy get it in the nuts, you experienced a shot of phantom pain in your own croquet set.

On Capitol Hill, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales raised his right hand, swore to tell the truth, and then everybody had a good laugh and went back to what they were doing.

Thank you... 'Real Housewives of Atlanta,' for demonstrating a universal truth: Idiots like me will always watch idiots like you fight on TV. You will forever be in my TiVo.

Comedy is truth. We should not apologize for it.

Beware of biting jests; the more truth they carry with them, the greater wounds they give, the greater smarts they cause, and the greater scars they leave behind them.

I think for the foreseeable future, the truth is going to be awful and funny all at the same time.

I suspect that when the truth ceases to be heartbreakingly funny, we will be in a better place and a happier society over all.

When they say laughter is healing, it absolutely is the truth.

A lot of comics just joke around, but it's just as important to get the truth out there.

often when I thought I joked, I told the truth, afraid to speak it except in jest.

It seems to me at this moment that laughing is a serious thing, that it connects us with truth and love and God.

Spies have the same kinds of needs and desires that everybody does, which is funny. The best kind of comedy derives from that kind of truth.

I don't have a desire to do reality. Because my truth is not what people are responding to. My truth is funny; I laugh with my husband every day.

It's much better to have your arguments dismissed because you might be joking than to have your arguments dismissed because you're not telling the truth.

I'd love to tell you I had some deep revelation on my way down, that I came to terms with my own mortality, laughed in the face of death, et cetera. The truth? My only thought was: Aaaaggghhhhh!

With Twitter, you just want to make people laugh in their meeting; on stage, people have paid for their tickets with their hard-earned money, so I owe them the truth as I experience it.

In order to be able to write a good joke, you have to find the truth.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Truth. No joke.

A joke is a joke or the image of a truth.