Quotes About Humor

I've always pictured my starchy mother looking at the three of us and wondering what happened to her middle fetus. And my sweet, practical dad saying, "Two out of three isn't bad, Carrie." In

We'll make leadplant tea instead of coffe.Just tell them it's imported." Jesse whispered. "Mama,you taught me never to lie," LisBeth chided. "Well,it is imported-from the prairie!

Why are you staring at my boobs? My face is up here," Trudy exclaims. Jack, the hotel employees, and I jump back like we've been electrocuted while the seniors don't skip a beat. No. She. Didn't. These geriatric devils are so bad.

Should my husband ever finish my "sock," I will wear it proudly (and singularly) for all of my days. He is my mate; my sock doesn't need one.

I'm reasonably sure that Calvin Klein does not knit.

Did you know that there are $4,000 washing machines? Seriously. If a washer is $4,000 I want it to get the laundry out of my room and bring it back folded after it made me coffee told me it likes my hair.

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them.

I can see down your shirt

Don't even tell me you're going to pull the old 'we both have to be naked' thing to warm you up, she mumbled.

I love that I can tell the truth and have people laugh at it.

You should tell the truth as often as you can, but in such a way as people don't believe you or think that you're being funny.

In truth, politeness is artificial good humor, it covers the natural want of it, and ends by rendering habitual a substitute nearly equivalent to the real virtue.

I can't even really tell a joke. I find being funny very hard work. I am always asked about it and I feel guilty saying that, but it's the truth. I love my work but it ain't easy.

Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all.

I've heard too many times where people say that I'm this ultra-serious guy. In truth, I've got an extremely absurd sense of humor. I thrive on the absurd - I love it.

Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts.

People don't like to be lectured to, but if you can make them laugh, their defenses come down, and for the time being they've accepted whatever truth is embedded in your humor.

You tend to close your eyes to truth, beauty and goodness because they give no scope to your sense of the ridiculous.

Comedy is a way to make sense of chaos. It's a way of dealing with things that are overwhelming, that threaten you; it's a way to survive and get closer to the truth.

Telling the truth is the funniest joke in the world.

Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge.

A sense of humor always withers in the presence of the messianic delusion, like justice and the truth in front of patriotic passion.

I think great humor lies in playing the truth of a situation.

Don't get me wrong, there are sometimes if I go and see a really funny comedy, that I wished I had smoked a joint. I'll be honest with you. That's the truth.