Quotes About Humor

Next its gonna be jump off a cliff day.

A God who cannot smile, could not have created this humorous universe.

To listen to some devout people, one would imagine that God never laughs.

The intelligent use humor as a shield against humiliation. The cruel use humor as a sword to insult others. The irresponsible use humor to escape from responsibility. The fool takes humor too seriously! Humor is spontaneous; to make an effort to be humorous makes no sense.

None doth ordinarily laugh alone? ordinarily no one; yet laughter sometimes masters men alone and singly when no one whatever is with them, if anything very ludicrous presents itself to their senses or mind.

If nothing else, Emily gets here next week, so that will be good." "That will be great. Except she's bringing the hellbeast with her." My spring reunion with Schatzi was much as I would have expected. She bit me twice, shat in my suitcase, and ate one of my shoes. "Well, you could always make yeast rolls...

Sweet mother of crap, what the hell has he done to my house?" Why did you never tell him to stop doing that stupid shit with his facial hair? "It's his face." Well, now it's his house.

Going to the gym...all those people who always told me that you get addicted to it, that endorphins kick in, that eventually you crave it and look forward to it are sick lying ****s and I want to choke them with a protein bar and pummel them about the head with a bottle of SmartWater.

I'm pretty sure if Socrates ever met a Kardashian, he'd have gone into the first bar and ordered himself a double hemlock straight up with a twist.

I don't like days that end without answers. I'll just keep my eyes open and we'll see what happens. I look up. One of the streetlights fades, disappearing as quick as it shone, the light sucked out of it. Life can be so hilarious sometimes I don't have time to laugh.

No one dances while he is sober. Unless he happens to be a lunatic. -Cicero

Ferdy, you're a genius!" "That's what all the girls say," said Ferdy. "Boys, too, actually.

Does every pickup in Idaho come complete with a dog in the back?

What is more hilarious than carved marble pubic hair? Thank you. Don't mention it.

Can human beings change? The humor, and the sadness, of remarriage comedies can be said to result from the fact that we have no good answer to that question.)

I can't believe the phone has its own room!

Plimpton was a presence. He looked for ways in which he could make himself ridiculous. That made him a great storyteller.

When you got a giant killer robot, who needs metaphors?

Come tutte le nature caparbie non aveva il senso del ridicolo.

Di questi tempi è duro far gli spiritosi se non si è miliardari.

Je ne sais pas ce qu'on fait là, à moins d'une heure du déjeuner. Manger un beignet maintenant va me couper l'appétit. – Tu veux rire ! répliqua Prudence dans un éclat de rire bref. Tu n'as même pas d'appétit à couper.

Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.

After another minute Reuben brought forth the following sentence: 'I ha' scranleted two hundred furrows come five o'clock down i' the bute.' It was a difficult remark, Flora felt, to which to reply. Was

I am quite sure I shall find it very amusing and not at all too much for me.