Quotes About Humor

I'm sure there are comedians who make jokes about me, but say something funny, not mean.

I like jokes where people don't stop laughing.

I don't have any writers. I never get a laugh with somebody else's jokes. I can't do it justice.

When I tell a joke, I don't think about who's listening to it. I tell the jokes I think are funny.

We are almost in a time beyond jokes, beyond satire. When the Trump era is called the 'post-truth' period, then this is the greatest joke of all, albeit quite depressing.

Ceawlin is good at both business and the fun side. We laugh at the same old jokes, and the boys get funnier every day.

There is no 'magic water' that you can rub on a script to make the jokes funnier.

I don't have jokes that I can't defend.

There's so much being said about Donald Trump already, all the time, and the more you joke about him, the more you risk making the same jokes other people are making about him.

I'd been writing jokes since I was 16, not very good ones though, but I was always trying to make my mates laugh.

I'm one of the people who actually laughs at everyone else's jokes!

I may become like an Indian thatha but I won't stop making jokes.

Early on, I had a girlfriend come see me, and she was like, 'Yeah, it was good, but you were funny at a dining hall at the University of Maryland.' That's when I realized I was contrived. I was reciting jokes. So I really worked on - no matter what - sounding like I was just talking to the people.

I think that there's a real appetite for opinion-driven satire, not just generic making jokes about what's in the news but actually point-of-view-driven stuff.

It's fun to pick the worst jokes you can think of.

People think I am joking when I say my favourite actors are Shammi Kapoor and Dara Singh.

I'm not one of those people who are, like, always joking in person.

Diego Costa is the one who plays around a lot, who jokes a lot in the dressing room. It's just his way, joking around with all of us, every hour of every day.

I was joking the other day that I'm American UKIP.

I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.

I grew up in Manchester in a big Irish family - there are seven of us in all - so my life has always been about role-playing, about doing anything for a laugh. I'm always joking about; that's the way I am.

It's hard for a comic to be joking when your lines can't be funny.

I've been joking that 'On the Road' is the prequel to 'The Road.' I don't know if that's a very good joke.

Comedy is so collaborative. You're going to come up with better jokes with people you like joking around with. It just makes sense.