Quotes About Humor

I remember being in high school and this guy saying to me, 'You'd actually be good-looking if you didn't joke around so much.' That affected me, and so I stopped joking around, and I stopped being a goof because I thought people would like me better.

If - when someone asks me a question, if I could just focus on not joking, I think that would be great, because for some reason, I can't.

I can't imagine not joking even at the worst of times. And for me, it's sort of automatic.

I think I'd make a good James Bond... I'm joking.

I'm joking all the time with my friends, even when we're talking about serious things.

Francesca Simon

Imagination was given to man to compensate for what he is not, and a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

Ambition is like choler; which is an humor that maketh men active, earnest, full of alacrity, and stirring, if it be not stopped. But if it be stopped, and cannot have his way, it becometh adust, and thereby malign and venomous.

When a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. They never forgive the loss of their prerogative.

MARE'S NEST. He has found a mare's nest, and is laughing at the eggs; said of one who laughs without any apparent cause.

Hayward Christian Beach was heard to inquire; "How many knuckles appear on a 'knucklehead'?

My friend Josephus dons heavy wool sox prior to 'bootin-up' with his PC!

My friend Josephus dons heavy wool sox prior to 'booting-up' up' his PC!

hoy los comediantes y bufones encabezan a varias naciones. Cuando un bufón representa a una nación y la comanda, algo está podrido en esa sociedad.

Follamos o fornicamos? - Lo que sea, Pepe, pero pronto, que tengo hora en la peluqueria.

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.

God is a comic playing to an audience that's afraid to laugh.

Seeing how sorrow eats you, defeats you. I'd rather write about laughing than crying, For laughter makes men human, and courageous.

to laugh is proper to the man.

When humor can be made to alternate with melancholy, one has a success, but when the same things are funny and melancholic at the same time, it's just wonderful.

As our physical muscles grow weaker, our emotional muscles grow stronger, and we're better at seeing the comedy in the tragedy, the advance in the setback, the good in the bad.

Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.