Quotes About Humor

You? Nervous? Man, you've got more balls than any girl I've ever known!' 'You've known some weird girls, then," I say, raising an eyebrow at him.

I've heard of sweatin' to the oldies, but this was like drowning in the moldies." - Cher

Messin with me, is like wearing cheese underwear down rat alley. Ollie Chandler in Deception

Good for you Woods. You're not as dumb as you look. Come to think of it, no one's as dumb as you look.

While many of us never knew Ronald Reagan personally, we felt close to him because we shared his lighthearted sense of humor, admired his uncommon virtue, and were moved by his remarkable wisdom.

If I were to die tomorrow, I think they'd say Newman 56, composer of the hit song, Short People. Jumped off a mountain today.

I think the tax cut is ridiculous but so am I.

Nakon što sam obranio doktorat, majka bi me s velikim zadovoljstvom predstavljala ovim rije?ima: »Ovo je moj sin. On je doktor, ali ne od onih koji pomažu ljudima.«

A PBR wasn't just a brand of blue-collar beer, it was also someone who was not dominated by neurosis, ambition, or ego. It was a person who was relatively honest, rational, and reasonable most of the time; a man or woman who had a general sense of his or her own worth and limitations, who acknowledged the worth of others, who demonstrated a sense of humor, and didn't take him- or herself too seriously.

I'm prone to exaggerate when I'm sober.

You'd think God invented stupidity the same day he came up with the penis.

Never underestimate a clown with a book.

Everyone loves a comedy, my dear. It is divine.

He mounted the board in roughly the same manner as a walrus wound mount a balance beam.

I don't believe in being serious about anything. I think life is too serious to be taken seriously.

It takes both courage and talent to stand up in front of fellow human beings and make them crack a smile, and at the same time keep it clean.

Digression is the soul of wit. Take the philosophic asides away from Dante, Milton or Hamlet's father's ghost and what stays is dry bones.

I went up to a girl in a bar once and asked her where she was from. I guess she wasn't interested, because she said, "Mars." So I asked, "You need a ride home?"

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.

The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life.

If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it.

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.

Humor is a very important thing. It is a natural predilection. It is an emotional release.

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.