Quotes About Humor

The woman who says, 'My kids are all speaking to one another and they love us' is a psychopathic liar.

I have these huge, pointed ears. They're like three times the size of Orlando Bloom's ears. And I think he has ear envy, I love my ears.

Not all horror fans love Evil Dead because of the humor, at least not me.

I love President Bush. I think it's great we have a president who always looks like he's looking directly into the sun.

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.

Jealous?""Maybe.""No reason. I like my ladies with a pulse.

Nice costume, " he said. "Ditto. I can tell you put a lot of thought into yours."Amusement curled his mouth. "If you don't like it, I can take it off.

Does that count as an argument? Can we kiss and make up now?""It was only half an argument.""Fine. Then, you kiss and I'll make up."I laughed until he effectively shut me up with his lips.

You think I'm prettyWithout any make-up onYou think I'm funnyWhen I tell the puch line wrongI know you get meSo I'll let my walls come down, down

What am I supposed to call you?""Your Royal Husbandness. It's required by law, I'm afraid.

Tickles are what power my giggle machine.

Respect? Of course, always, to all, because everything seems funnier when you're trying to show respect.

Oh, you want me to lie still while you check me out? Damn, Red, if I'd have known that earlier I would've been horizontal already.

Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?

It would have been magical I was sure, if I hadn't caught my marshmallow on fire and dropped it on his shoe.

Dogs are angels full of poop.

And yet when King Laugh come, he make them all dance to the tune he play.

He laughed till he cried, and I had to draw down the blinds lest anyone should see us and misjudge; and then he cried, till he laughed again; and laughed and cried together, just as a woman does.

Recuerde siempre que la risa que toca a su puerta, y dice: "¿puedo entrar?", no es la verdadera risa. ¡No! La risa es una reina, y llega cuando y como quiere. No pregunta a persona alguna; no escoge tiempo o adecuación. Dice: "aquí estoy".

Her zaman akl?nda tut, kap?n? çal?p Ä°çeri girebilir miyim? diyen kahkaha gerçek kahkaha deÄŸildir. Hay?r! Kahkaha bir krald?r ve dilediÄŸi gibi gelir gider. Kimseye sormaz, uygun zaman? kollamaz. Buraday?m der yaln?zca.

Nikdy nezapomínejte, že takový smích, který zaklepe u vaÅ¡ich dveÃ…â"¢í a zeptá se: Smím vstoupit?, není pravý smích. Nikoli! Smích je král a dostaví se, kdy a jak se mu zlíbí. Nikoho se neptá, neohlíží se na vhodnost okamžiku. ProstÄ› Ã…â"¢ekne: Jsem tu.

He would have shaved the centaurs, dipped them in honey, covered them with feathers, and hung them up like a bunch of pinatas. I'm just saying. - Warren

Hard to call it a party without sardines.

Say no to death pies. Another good motto.