Quotes About Humor

I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke.

I don't take karaoke seriously at all. I'm not the type of person who will go and belt out Whitney Houston.

My parents loved comedies, so we saw Buster Keaton, Charlie Chaplin, the Ritz Brothers, and the Marx Brothers. I wanted to be one of them.

I think one of the funniest things about '30 Rock' is that Liz Lemon is sort of like Buster Keaton - she's always the fool, the joke is always on her.

Diane Keaton is good for women in and of herself. She's smart and funny and real.

Buster Keaton's 'The General,' from 1927, I think is still one of the great films of all time.

I love Fatty Arbuckle and Buster Keaton, but not Charlie Chaplin.

I was a big fan of Buster Keaton and Charlie Chaplin.

I think my ability to joke and laugh about things is because I'm forced to. I've been through a lot of things in my life that, if I didn't make light of it, I would literally keel over.

There's lots of people I'd be keen to see doing things, someone like Jack Dee.

I was so keen to become a comedian that actually doing the comedy itself almost came second.

I am keen on doing a comedy in a full-fledged positive role.

Mark Watson is someone I'm keen on as a fellow nervous person.

I was the class clown in high school, but I always took it too far, so nobody liked me. I was annoying. Like, I would get a laugh and then keep going and keep going.

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.

That, to me, is what comedy is all about: keeping fresh and keeping current and changing with the times.

I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the show.

I try to tell one lie in every interview. It keeps people I know amused when they read the article.

John Lennon, who was a good friend of mine, he had one of the best senses of humor of any human being. And Keith Richards, fantastic sense of humor. They were smart, sharp. They had their own thoughts on matters.

If anybody is a master at improvisation, it would be Ken Jeong. He is hilarious.

I would like to see 'A Confederacy of Dunces' by John Kennedy Toole adapted.

The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No card, nothing.

Half-brights consider it comedy gold to congratulate anyone they dislike for 'winning the Kentucky Derby!' The only thing more bracingly original to not-smart people is: 'Stay classy!'

A good joke can work in New York and Kentucky.