Quotes About Humor

I was the kid who liked making other people laugh, so maybe the comedy came before the acting.

I'm happy to be here. I'm happy to be anywhere. I'm not kidding.

People ask me if I have comedy writers, and I'm like, 'Are you kidding me?'

There's a company that wants to put hair on me! I don't know if it's plugs, I'm sure it is. I laughed and said, 'You gotta be kidding.'

My advice to young people - wait until it's your turn. Just kidding, sorta.

I love being around Dirk. Off the court, he is hilarious. Like, one of the funniest dudes I've ever been around and I don't think people realize because, you know, they see him on the court as an absolute killer.

I'll live longer than Kim Jong-un - he's fatter than me. He doesn't like me.

How can you explain to Americans who Kim Woodburn is? It's just nice, for once in my life, to not be the campest one in the room.

All people go through moments that are tough, but looking at them through comedy is so fun. You can look at anything in life and say 'Sure, this is crap, but it's kinda funny.'

If everything gets too serious for me on the album, I get kinda bored. I've got to have some kind of jovial things in there.

I'm not gonna lie: I'm kinda the worst with a diet.

Meta-comedy is everywhere and always seems so cold and to me is really kinda snarky.

We try to write the best songs ever and they kinda come out funny.

I think empathy is romantic. I think humor is romantic. Kindness is romantic. I think those kind of gestures of caring and love are romantic.

I look for kindness, honestly, integrity, intelligence, humor and good values, and of course, a fun, loving guy! And yes, I believe he exists!

If you want to call me a Karaoke King, I'll take it.

I've made a dog's breakfast of English history, geography, 'King Lear,' and the English language in general.

The king of comedy is dead. Richard Pryor was the king of comedy. The rest of them are the king of copycats.

I've never been that guy who says, 'Ooh, I have to play King Lear'. First off, that'd be a disaster anyway. I tend to read something and see who's involved, and then know I want to be part of it. But I don't think I'm through with comedy. I still love to make people laugh.

If you see a man kiss me, I better be in my casket.

I had a very good kiss from Bob Monkhouse once. I thought, 'If I was straight, I would go for Bob.'

I watch 'The Great British Bake Off' in the way I used to watch people kiss on TV in front of my parents when I was young. Cringe.

If there is a kiss cam on the screen, of course I'm going to watch it.

I like kissing people because it's funny.