Quotes About Humor

Salad cream is horrible, like albino ketchup.

My goal is to make everyone and anyone a Kevin Hart fan.

In Kevin's movies I would like to stay Jay.

I want to dunk on Kevin Hart.

And for my family, comedically, that was the key to a lot of the humor.

I can be quite serious sometimes so laughing is key.

Listen, I must be 110 by now. Granny is going to kick the bucket at some point.

Sometimes you feel like people go, 'Oh, he just does funny dances,' or 'That's cute.' It drives me a little crazy when someone does a dance number where all they do is kick to their head for five minutes, and everyone's like, 'That choreography is amazing.' It takes a lot to choreograph a number that also gets laughs in it.

I think the kick to doing comedy is just to get in a film with really funny people and let them do their jobs. I find that in most comedies, I'm not the funny one, which works out great.

I get a kick out of people saying I was funny.

I don't like to kick people when they're down. I like to kick people when they're up.

I told my family, 'If I get out of line, just kick my butt.' The last thing that I want is to change.

I get a kick out of replying to people on Twitter sometimes if I make a joke.

I always thought it was a goat that kicked me over the fence. My mama told me the other day it was a cow. Now I'm sort of scared of both.

I was kicked out of school one year for streaking.

There's no photo-shoot academy. If there was, I'd probably be kicked out.

I probably deserve a bit of a kicking. And having been to boarding school, I've learnt to enjoy a good beating.

I'm not sure. But that bless-his/her-heart kind of melancholic humor is among my favorite things in the world. I guess it exposes a kind of humanity - or that's the hope, at least - a kind of grudging respect for human frailty. Unless it's actually kicking human frailty while it's down - I'm not sure.

I love cartoons. I'm just a big kid.

It's funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment!

Golf was my first glimpse of comedy. I was a caddy when I was a kid. I was on the golf course rather than being in lessons, but I can play better now than I could then.

As a kid, I thought of myself as a funny person who secretly wanted to be serious, but now I think maybe I'm a serious person who secretly wants to be funny.

You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid.

Immaculate conception is the only way another kid is coming out of me!