Quotes About Humor

I'm so single. It's funny. I'm usually a relationship girl. I love being in love and having a partner in crime. But it's good to be your own partner in crime. God, that makes me sound like I have multiple-personality disorder.

If you don't learn to laugh at life it'll surely kill you, that I know.

He noticed Millie Boggs's little plastic Jesus wedged between the back of his cab and the front of the camper shell. The baby Savior appeared to be looking directly at him and smiling. "You having yourself a good time?" Jesse shouted up at the doll.

The humorous man recognizes that absolute purity, absolute justice, absolute logic and perfection are beyond human achievement and that men have been able to live happily for thousands of years in a state of genial frailty.

Fill your mouth with marbles and make a speech. Every day reduce the number of marbles in your mouth and make a speech. You will soon become an accredited public speaker -- as soon as you have lost all your marbles.

I think satire is at its best when it's taking on something that's really important, but doing it in a way that's funny and engaging.

I love the absurdity of everyday life. There's so much material there for a satirist.

I think satire is important because it helps us to see the world in a different way. It can challenge our assumptions and make us think more deeply about the issues that affect us all.

The great thing about satire is that it can be both funny and serious at the same time.

I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!

You can tell how long a couple has been married by whether they are on their first, second or third bottle of Tabasco.

I didn't believe in God, though I confess that on occasion I entertained the notion of a God who ruled with an extremely honed perverse sense of humor.

Bruce Jay Friedman

I'm a philosophy major. That means I can think deep thoughts about being unemployed

Women claim that what they look for in a man is a sense of humor, but I don't believe it. Who do you want removing your bra–Tom Cruise or the Three Stooges?

Someday we'll look back on this and it will all seem funny.

One day we'll look back on this, and it will all seem funny

If poets are the unacknowledged legislators of the world, science fiction writers are its court jesters. We are Wise Fools who can leap, caper, utter prophecies, and scratch ourselves in public. We can play with Big Ideas because the garish motley of our pulp origins make us seem harmless.

I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.

I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life.

On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.

Sada se ?esto glasno i cvrkutavo smejao, prosto se zanosio od smeha, ili je kucao u krevet i sam sebi odgovarao "molim" u raznim intonacijama, po ?itave sate.

Mixing humor and politics is something that works.

Somehow the pantsless gay man is not bringing the romance, Scott.