Quotes About Humor

I'm capable of living in the moment. And I'm especially capable of living in the moment of sitting on my sofa and watching other people's moments.

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot.

I'm skinny, but a soft skinny. I have strong legs, but my arms are like pea pods with single peas for elbows.

I try to write from a place of writing what I know, and what I know is interesting and appropriate women with edgy senses of humor. They're not soft people, so why are all the movies about women soft? My friends are all blazing their own paths. Some are married with kids, but a lot of them aren't. Some of them don't want that life.

I do have a soft corner for rom-coms, but at the same time, I like drama, too.

I spend 70% of my time laughing. I don't walk around all dark. I might take my photos like that because I'm not a clown. But I'm a really soft, feminine, gentle, normal guy.

What we're trying to do is take these words and soften them. I'm an African-American comic. I use the b-word in my act.

Up until 'Bridesmaids', the general consensus was that women preferred comedy a bit softer.

I sold my house to Jerry Seinfeld.

If I had written a book saying, 'Ladies, your life is terrible,' I would have sold three copies. It's always better to laugh people into recognition.

You know, honestly, if a girl can make me laugh, I'm pretty much sold.

I've definitely sold some Twitter shares. I don't own as many as I used to, because I'm not an idiot, but I own more than I should because I'm an idiot.

I first sold a cartoon for five dollars. I was in the fifth grade.

No matter how many books I've sold, nothing can correct the fact I look like Alfred Hitchcock from the side.

I have sold stuff door-to-door, but not doors.

In comedy, when you bomb, especially at The Comedy Store in front of a sold-out house? I think it would have been way worse if I bombed there than losing a UFC fight.

The decision as to what's funny and what is not funny shall rest solely with Mr. Freberg.

I don't want to be solely a dramatic actor. It's such an important part of my quality of life to goof around and talk about my farts.

Serious journalism need not be solemn.

Sexy at the millennium means having a solid sense of self but never taking yourself too seriously.

Teaching is so solid and reliable, comedy is not.

It's just a lovely way to do comedy, where you have the freedom to try stuff, but then you also have a really strong, solid script to go back to if you're brain dead and tired.

The myth of my solitude makes me laugh.

Most stand-up comics relish performing 'in one' - solo. They like the autonomy.