Quotes About Humor

The idea of old world instruments mixed with sci-fi, futuristic lyrics, playing baroque guitar on a song about a robot boy and a banjo solo on a song about white noise - that's our sense of humor.

Guitar solos, to me, should be a really articulate way to make fun of guitar solos.

I will not claim I will solve all the world's problems by myself. If I did, I'd have to run as a Republican or a Democrat.

My comedy isn't going to solve problems; I'm not that deep.

Some sarcasm is best told simply.

It requires genius to make a good pun - some men of bright parts can't reach it.

Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.

The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.

Some people get into comedy because they love comedy. Then there are people who have a message and have realised that if they can be funny, maybe people will listen to it. And then there are people like me, who are just addicted to making people laugh.

Some people have a phobia of midgets. They're, like, scared of them. I have the opposite - I see them, and I want to hold them down, cuddle them, be like, 'Come here, you little nugget. Who's your mommy now?' So cute!

Some people think a boxer is a gloomy guy with this heavy brow who always has to be serious. But why can't you laugh a bit, make a joke?

Some people would say comedy draws from some dark places, from your dark stuff. Life's great optimists aren't necessarily the funniest people.

Some people expect me to be funny all the time, and I'm not necessarily funny all the time.

My friend had a funny remark; he told me everybody has something - some people have a big butt, some people are insecure and at least you know what it is, even if it's a lump on your head. I know I have a lump on my head.

Some people, they just don't get a joke.

There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.

Andy was a character, and the two of us did have some things in common. We appreciated funny things, didn't like serious things.

Comedy arises out of necessity, because some things are so dark that you have to laugh about it.

I do some things just to entertain myself, and I figure that part of the audience will be entertained as well.

Some things hit close to home with people, and it's going to be hard to tell someone who lost somebody on 9/11 that a 9/11 joke is funny.

I've drawn some things that have fallen very flat.

I mean, there are things that I've experienced that I don't joke about because I'm just like, 'People don't really think it's funny that I had an eating disorder for a long time.' There are some things that just like really bum people out.

Mornin' ladies, my goodness don't you look happy. Must be cuttin' somebody up pretty good.

You can't be satirical and not be offensive to somebody.