Quotes About Humor

It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them.

Somebody who never got over the embarrassing fact that he was born in bed with a lady.

We're all going to die someday - we might as well have fun.

Someday, I'm going to learn to knit with my feet.

I told my kids when they were little, 'Look, kids, your mother and I are screwing you up somehow. We don't understand how, or we wouldn't do it. But we're parents. So somehow we're damaging you, and I want you to know that early. So just ignore me when I go to that part of my parenting.'

Joan Cusack is one of my favorite comedic actresses, and every part she plays is so different. She does the wackiest stuff and somehow it works. I like watching her a lot, and I think you can always go further and pull back. That's something I really have to work on.

There's definitely some parallels between me and Joaquin Phoenix, I think. The line gets so blurry. My rap career wasn't a hoax, but it was absolutely intended to be a joke. The problem was that I really was on a quest to somehow be a Caucasian Ol' Dirty Bastard.

I always have humour in my action movies. I think characters that make jokes under fire are more real. It somehow helps put you in their shoes.

I always feel so pretentious talking about comedy and deconstructing it. It always feels somehow self-centred to talk about any sort of process.

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby.

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.

Nothing's more charming than someone who doesn't take herself too seriously.

It's fun seeing my label on someone's behind - I like that.

Good jokes are gems. A good idea is hard to come by. I couldn't give them to someone else, even for money. It just wouldn't seem right.

If you're contriving something, if you're making something up, it's not funny. You can tell. It's instant. It has to come from someplace real.

You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences.

We will take a few moments and make fun of religious people, and we do this in love. No, we do, because we love to make fun of religious people.

I don't suppose you have a rocket powered helicopter hidden in your bra?

Chorus of old men: How true the saying: 'Tis impossible to live with the baggages, impossible to live without 'em.

How did that go" [Butler] asked. "Your first lengthy conversation with a girl your own age.""Fabulous, " said Artemis, his voice dripping with sarcasm. "We're planning a June wedding.

I don't wanna be the joker who makes eyes full of tears in the end

I stuck my finger in his belly buttonand squiggled it around."Belly button rape!

Oooh...Aunt Chelsea called Jake the D-word!"Rory's voice carries into the kitchen. "Dipshit?""No.""Dumbass?""No.""Douchebag?""What's a douchebag?""Rory!" Chelsea and I yell at exactly the same time.

Hell-on-skis, can you hear me? This is flying cupcake.