Quotes About Humor

The number of old ladies who've beaten me up on TV is absolutely ridiculous.

To say I wasn't such a hit with the ladies would be a very kind way of putting it. I was a slow burner, shall we say.

For Secret Santa a few years ago, I bought one of the lads I used to play with a block of cheese.

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

At Rada, I was cast as Lady Macbeth and tried to do it as seriously as I could, but people still started laughing. I just think they find my face too funny.

I liked Lady Gaga's meat dress. It was funny.

When I did 'Lady in the Water,' the most exciting thing to me was to get to work with Bob Balaban - I couldn't leave the guy alone. I drove him crazy. He's fantastic and a hilarious guy.

I loved 'The Carol Burnett Show' - I thought she was the funniest lady I'd ever seen.

I find Lady Gaga hilarious. And I kind of like her. My heart's warmed to her.

I'll tell you who makes me laugh, in a good way, and I'd love to have a date with her: if I could just have a salad with Lady Gaga? This would be my - I would almost probably faint.

I can tell you, to me, Lady Gaga is Madonna with diarrhea.

I love the way Lady Gaga finds humour in fashion, but it's still very stylised.

If all the economists in the world were laid end to end, it wouldn't be a bad thing.

My dad's funny. He's laid back and a cool guy.

I don't come from Lake Wobegon, and that world is not mine. It's not that funny to me. It's funny to other people, and I'm not judging it, but the world that I come from is not considered funny by other people as well. There's so much pain in it.

Hey, you know what, I've gotta go on that 'Letterman' show. That show is so lame.

I'm as lame as all dads are.

The land of embarrassment and breakfast.

You're entering dangerous land when you start theorising about comedy.

I didn't really discover that I had a knack for comedy until I landed 'Married w/ Children.'

Never have I got on better with my flatmates than when our landlord installed a dodgy deadlock and locked us out of our flat for a full Friday evening.

That movie, 'Airplane!,' what a landmark film it was. It's a great, great movie.

George Booth and I are both funny, and from afar, without meeting, admired each other's work.

I don't try to impress people. Sometimes my jokes can be very harsh; I'm very sarcastic. I would joke about something disgusting, and my agent might be like, 'OK, maybe leave that behind for this one meeting. The burping? Maybe don't do that.'