Quotes About Humor

Oh, no, I love going into a pen of lions wearing a sign that says Edible Lamb ." -- Manfred

Despite the failure of Velda Cannon's Depends, we'd had a great time.

I'm about as scientific as a saltine

Jeff Abbot was once involved in a taxicab race with Charlaine Harris in North Carolina (he did not win).

No threatening the cat! Mr. Snuggly said.

If he had two thoughts at the same time, they would throw a surprise party. Martin Bartel regarding a less than stellar intellect, to his wife Roe Teagarden in A Fool and His Honey

Email to Eric from Bill: GFY. Let me know if you need help with that abbreviation Sheriff. Bill

If he had two thoughts at one time, they'd throw a surprise party

I'll bet you are a treat, naked, Eric said, just to boost my spirits. You know it. I'm just as tasty as a big eclair, I said.

We came to wish you a happy day," Eric said. "And I suppose, as usual, Bill will want to express his undying love that surpasses my love, as he'll tell you—and Pam will want to say something sarcastic and nearly painful, while reminding you that she loves you, too.

No threatening the cat!" Mr. Snuggly said. No

I was quite a fat lad.

When I'm 80 and sagging all over, I can tell my grandkids, 'Look, when I was a lad, 'People' magazine thought I was sexy!'

Ever see a guy with cerebral palsy run through a speed ladder? I mean, that is funny.

The ladies of comedy now are comfortable dressing up. It's not forbidden anymore.

Usually comedy is only available to us ladies in the romantic comedy. That's why I hate romantic comedies.

Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples.

I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.

I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.

How did I end up in films with people like Keira Knightley... all these beautiful leading ladies and me - it's kind of shocking.

I wasn't a ladies' man.

I've played a lot of weird women. I play crazy ladies, and I've played a lot of insane women and weird best friends that are not sexually desirable.

It's just kinda what I did: played crazy old ladies.

I love it when a man knows his place - right, ladies?