Quotes About Humor

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Lord love a duck.

Cyrus's momma thinks I'm a gift from God. I didn't have the heart to tell her if I was then God was guilty of handing out gag gifts, Joyce said.

Finn slipped an arm around her waist and squeezed. We've got to keep them, Callie. I'm already attached to the critters. We talkin' about Angel and Pistol or the kids? The whole lot of them. Verdie included. A ranch is just dirt without kids and animals even if they knock over Christmas trees and fall in mud and cow shit. But it needs a good woman, too. You callin' me a good woman, or are you going to put an ad in the newspaper for one? she asked.

Bess frowned, bit her lip, and managed to get a noose twirling. Then plop—it dropped over the head of her own horse! Tex gave a piercing whistle. George and Nancy burst into laughter while the "steer" helped blushing Bess to dismount. "Never mind," said Nancy. "You didn't want to be a cowboy, anyway!

Nancy zipped across the street and into a photocopy shop. "Hi. I want you to blow something up," she said to the clerk. "This is a copy shop, not a terrorist headquarters," said the young man behind the counter. Then he laughed with his entire thin body. "I never get tired of that joke," he said.

Karl Marx: Religion is the opiate of the masses. Carrie Fisher: I did masses of opiates religiously.

If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.

I feel I'm very sane about how crazy I am.

Oh! This'll impress you - I'm actually in the Abnormal Psychology textbook. Obviously my family is so proud. Keep in mind though, I'm a PEZ dispenser and I'm in the abnormal Psychology textbook. Who says you can't have it all?

If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.

Just so you know, I'm straight. Totally straight. As an arrow. Her voice held a smile. So am I

NIJO: I'm not a cheerful person, Marlene. I just laugh a lot.

Glegg: But do you intend to be dead? Worsely: I try to. My doctor says I'm so safety prone I must have a lifewish. I have a sense of humour about psychiatrists.

Oh, yes, how remiss of me. I forgot that you can have an entire herd of wives.

She a natural born comic, but she didn't know it. That was her gift, she didn't know it.

When someone's rattling on about blocked toilets, collapsing marquees, and penis-shaped birthday cakes, it's hard to convince yourself that you're in a life-or-death situation.

Just call me the JLo of Interpol.

Pride and Prejudice opens with one of the most famous sentences ever written: It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. With these words, Jane Austen announced to her readers that they were about to meet such a man and the people eager to marry him off. What was more, they were going to have fun. The dark cynicism of Sense and Sensibility was largely gone, blown away by a clean, fresh wind.

Karl, I think I want to wring your neck right now." He laughed. "You're a doctor. You don't wound people; you heal them." "I just might make an exception in your case.

people who say its a long story, mean it's a stupid short one that they are too embarrassed and couldn't be bothered to tell

To Rosie You wrote that card didn't you? From Alex To Alex What card? From Rosie To Rosie Very funny. I no it was you. From Alex To Alex I really don't know what you're talking about. Why would I send you a Valentine's card? From Rosie To Rosie Ha ha! How did you no it was a Valentine's Card! The only way you could no is if you sent it. You love me, you want to marry me. From Alex

You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.' 'And yet it is still extremely funny.

The hips were the leaders of this conspiracy. So I rang my boss and held the phone to my hips so he could hear them too.