Quotes About Humor

Where is your . . . significant other? He's around. He was never too far. Why, are you worried he'll find out about this romantic rendezvous? The vampire froze for a second. What? You're meeting me in secret on a lonely street in the middle of the night . . . Ghastek's voice was so sharp, if it were a knife, I would've been sliced to ribbons. I find your attempts at humor greatly distressing. Hee-hee. I assure you, this is strictly business. Sure it is, sweet cheeks.

Oh. "So the best way to fight you is to strip naked and attack?" His eyes flashed with a wicked light. "Yes. You should try it and see what happens." Well, I did walk right into that one.

Oh. They were trying to be inconspicuous. I bit my lip to keep from laughing. I'd never had an attempt at intimidation whispered at me before.

I apologize for kidnapping you," he said. "I promise not to kidnap you before, during, or after lunch.

Sean cracked a smile. "They are chickens." "Technically they're not even avian." "Dina, we're going to host sixty-one space chickens." I gave up. "Yes." "And they're going to argue philosophy.

all you have is frustration and the fart noise your face makes when you hit your desk with it.

So far my best plan would be to build a mountain of gasoline cans and explosives, stick a Property of US Government sign on it, and throw a T-shirt over Pierce's head when he showed up to explode it. Yes, this would totally work. If only.

You're an excellent analyst. Not everyone is born with the gift of snappy comeback.

Nothing kills a party like an oversized metal hedgehog.

What do you mean, call your father? Dial his number, use the phone, and ring him up. Ghastek struggled with it for a few seconds. One does not simply ring Roland. Oh boy. I supposed I would get a lecture in the dangers of wandering into Mordor next.

most people would think you were thinking about a girl. They have no idea that her name is bacon.

It's worth a try. Maybe he'll be so happy you noticed his pork sword, he'll forget all about trying to kill us." Pork sword. Kill me now.

Quick, Derek, it's your chance to shine," Ascanio said. Derek gave him a withering look. "Desandra is a mother, Robert is married, Kate's affianced, and I'm an old soul. You're the closest thing to a virgin we've got. Get on with growing some flowing locks.

Erra pointed at Curran with her thumb. You want to marry this? Is there a shortage of men?

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus," Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me.

A line from my favorite book came to mind. Have fun storming the castle, Hugh.

I paused with the pen in my hand. "He burst into flames?" "He became engulfed in fire." "Was his buddy made out of orange rocks and did he at any point yell, 'It's clobbering time'?

Vincent rolled his eyes. "I can't believe I have to say this. You there, dashing male secretary! Drop the frying pan.

He glued the chair to my ass." Silence.

Okay," Juke said. "Your horse is a donkey, your poodle is a giant wolf breed, and your boyfriend is whatever the hell he is. You have problems.

Is the turtle sick?" I asked to needle them. Maria gave me a look sharp enough to draw blood. "Hold your tongue, evil spawn." There's the old harpy I know. All is right with the world.

I want to help her as much as anyone," Bern said, "but my job in this family of Care Bears is to provide logical analysis, so humor me.

Laughter is an affect resulting from the sudden transformation of a heightened expectation into nothing.

Das Lachen ist der Gesundheit zuträglich, denn es fördert die Verdauung.