Quotes About Humor

Being helpless is one of the things that isn't altogether amusing. - Gilbert

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Öylesine gülünç olacaks?n?z ki herkes bir hiç olduÄŸunuza inanacak. Bunun da tek amac? hayat?n?z? korumak... Gerçekten yaÅŸanmaya deÄŸer olup olmad??? ÅŸüpheli olan hayat?n?z?...

She did not believe that the world was a vale of tears but rather a joke that God had played and that it was idiotic to take it seriously.

The only good thing about marriage is becoming a widow

she did not believe that the world was a vale of tears but rather a joke that God had played and that it was idiotic to take it seriously if He himself never had.

Mario no tenía humor para la chabacanería y había superado hacía años cualquier tendencia a la promiscuidad

A Víctor, su sobrino le resultó indescriptible; todos los críos de esa edad se parecían a Winston Churchill

Nada nos divierte tanto a los chilenos como burlarnos de nosotros mismos, aunque jamás soportaríamos que lo hiciese un extranjero.

Nos referíamos a nuestras miserias siempre en tono de chanza, porque quejarse en serio habría sido de pusilánimes. Los yanaconas no entendían esa forma de humor, tan española, y andaban como perros apaleados soñando con volver al Perú.

En privado los chilenos tenemos la risa pronta y el chiste fácil, pero en público somos un pueblo de tontos graves paralizados por el temor de hacer el ridículo

Sólo se reía de buena gana con Marcelo, de sus patas cortas y su cara de lémur; ese animal se daba el lujo de ser narcisista y gruñón, como un marido.

He tenido un día muy desgraciado! -me confesó, sollozando. – ¿No hubo un solo momento bueno en el día, Andrea? – Sí. Una niña se cayó y se partió los dientes. – ¡Pero qué tiene eso de bueno, Andrea, por Dios! – Que no fui yo.

prefer the gifts of several good witches I know: purpose, compassion, and good humor.

pero si me dan a elegir prefiero los dones de varias brujas buenas que conozco: propósito, compasión y buen humor.

My erotic passion is quieter now, and maybe someday it will disappear altogether; I have heard that happens with age. I don't want to think about that possibility right now. If it happens, I hope that passion can be replaced by humor, tenderness, and camaraderie, as some of my older friends who have partners have said.

Years later my Popo would laugh and tell people that if she hadn't knocked him out in the first round, he'd still be wandering around in love with the stars.

Vista con los ojos de una mujer poseedora de una pasión, una determinación y un sentido del humor inolvidables que la sostienen a lo largo de una vida turbulenta, Isabel Allende nos regala, una vez más, una historia épica profundamente inspiradora y emotiva.

The relationship between them underwent no major changes with the girl's development, because it was based on the solid principle of mutual acceptance and the ability to laugh together at almost everything.

porque ela não acreditava que o mundo fosse um vale de lágrimas, mas, ao contrário, uma pilhéria de deus, e, por isso, seria estupidez levá-lo a sério.

y aquella luminosa alegría que estaba siempre presente debido a que ella no creía que el mundo fuera un valle de lágrimas, sino, por el contrario, una humorada de Dios, y por lo mismo era una estupidez tomarlo en serio

I walked two hours to an audition once and was so sweaty that someone said, 'Oh, you guys from New Zealand don't shower.'

I find it a lot with Australian and New Zealand comics, and people from that part of the world, we share quite a similar sense of humour I think.

I once spoke to 9,000 people, but they managed to fit them all into a structure that resembled a Zeppelin hangar, so it was a contained space in which whatever laughter I generated could ricochet and hang around for a bit, encouraging others to join in.