Quotes About Humor

It's not often you get to sit in front of Nicole Kidman in your boxers with a big bowl of spaghetti.

What's funny in Italy may not be funny in Spain.

Stab me if you can enjoy it - but not if it feels like a duty. Stab me vertically if I'm lying down and horizontally if I'm running

He has been mad for you these many months, ever since you prodded him in the nether regions with a hedgehog.

…and available man candy. But at least there would be mud, and maybe cows." p12

We violated each other's boundaries with verbal missiles of anger disguised in the pretense of "just kidding.

Some say Twitter is overrated.Some love it, others hate it.I guess it depends on what you've got, If you have guts to write a funny plot!

She rested her head on his shoulder. "You're better than waffles, Matthias Helvar." A small smile curled the Fjerdan's lips. "Let's not say things we don't mean, my love.

Good humour was miles behind a second cup of morning tea. It was too early for nonsense.

Neil Mars?! I could blame him for having killer looks but he could not be faulted for this. He couldn't have chosen that name for himself. No wonder he tortures his Mom by calling her by her name.

If walls could talk - scratch that, if walls could make sarcastic comments... well, things would be interesting.

The biggest milestone in a relationship is when you can fart in front of each other freely and loudly. Without judgements

I am not mean I am just sarcastically humorous

Who cares if you have a girlfriend, anyway?""I care" Simon said gloomily. "Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend will be me and Wendell the school janitor. And he smells like windex.

Perhaps the most hillarious yet true advice I ever gave on marriage is this one. Don't marry because of Love, marry because of food Love fades, beauty wanes but hungry doesn't

I'm not that bad, " he said. "I'm rich, popular. I have a sense of humor. I'm good looking, and not to mention I have a really big—

Someday, I'm going to have to break some of your rules, Mom.""I know, " she said. "Try to do it behind my back, will you?¨You can bet on that, Mom.¨We both sat there and laughed.

Keep moving. Don't get bogged down. Don't think about the bad stuff. Smile and joke even when you don't feel like it.

I agree with Sophocles: the greatest luck is not to have been born - but, as the joke goes on, very few people succeed in it.

I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. The third gave me more children!

Beautiful? It's all a question of luck. I was born with good legs. As for the rest... beautiful, no. Amusing, yes.

You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.

He's very, very well-known. I'd say he's world-famous in Melbourne.

I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.