Quotes About Humor

but laugh, laugh, laugh, because if you ever stop laughing, it might just tear you apart

Ghost implies a whole lot of things that I am NOT. Do I look like Casper to you? Fine, said Nick. We're not ghosts, we're Undefined Spectral Doohickies. USDs. Are you happy now?

Man, Grandma, what big hair you have. The better to style with, my dear.

Are you calling me stupid?says Emby. I think I just did. Hayden laughs. Hey, the Mouth Breather's right-unwinding does help people. If it wasn't for unwinding, there would be bald guys again-and wouldn't that be horrible?

If you say, 'May the Fork be with you,' I'll smash you with the other half of this hanger.

She sighed, knowing she couldn't push it any further. Thank you for being so... merciful, Allie said. But I would appreciate it if Pea-brain here would keep his hands off me. That's Pinhead, corrected the boy. Pea-brain works in the engine room.

Can I throw you under a truck some other time.

We're all screwed," says our morale officer.

Cuando uno no puede ganar, lo mejor es que haga un chiste de la derrota.

It sets me oof giggling, which gets everyone else laughing. And it occurs to me that even in these do-or-die moments, there's still space for us to laugh. I guess that means we still have some fight left in us.

There was a time, before I wound up here, when I would have thought all this was funny. When I was a member of the world, and not a member of "the club." The world just loves to laugh at the absurdity of insanity. I

what makes it funny to people is that it's a gross distortion of something very familiar. For

Dying was easy. A paper cut? That would be annoying.

I would love to be your first," she says. "You can do that, can't you? I mean you're . . . complete, right?" "More than complete," he tells her. "In fact, I have three." She just stares at him dumbfounded, and he decides not to tell her he's joking.

It's stupid to die because of a turd growing on your face." Connor has to smile. "Truer words were never spoken.

Well, don't just stand there, she says. Give us a love scene worthy of the ages, or at least a viral meme.

So is there a reason why you chose your robes to be the color of piss?

Have you decided what color you'll be? And what jewels you'll have on your robe? a girl asked... Invisible, Rowan said. I'll come up the statehouse steps naked. Those'll be some jewels, quipped one of the junior scythes, and everyone laughed.

He had even convinced a girl to splat with him once, just so he could say, "Girls fall for me—literally.

A sense of humor, no matter how dark, is always a good thing.

Once Xenocrates was gone, Goddard called out to the crowd, "Anyone who uploads pictures of High Blade Xenocrates in his underwear will be gleaned immediately!" And everyone laughed . . . then stopped when they realized he was not joking in the least.

SPAM is my god. It's the only deity that can be eaten raw or fried.

Nice socks - Neal Shusterman

very painful comedy of errors