Quotes About Humor

I think life is a jape. Yours, mine, everyone's

You make us look bad', complained Toad. 'You looked bad before I ever met you', Jon told him.

All men are fools, if truth be told, but the ones in motley are more amusing than ones with crowns.

Jon: Have you seen the wall? | Sam: I'm fat, not blind.

If I could pray with my cock, I'd be much more religious

Jaime smiled. "I hope you're not thinking of taking the black on us, sweet brother." Tyrion laughed. "What, me, celibate? The whores would go begging from Dorne to Casterly Rock. No, I just want to stand on top of the Wall and piss off the edge of the world.

One-and-twenty sorts of birds," said Ser Kyle. "One-and-twenty sorts of bird droppings," said Ser Maynard. "You have no poetry in your heart, ser." "You have shit upon your shoulder.

I thank you for calling them off, young ser. I promise you, they would have found me indigestible.

Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go.

If you do shit gold, Father, find a privy and get busy, he wanted to say, but he knew better. --Tyrion Lannister

Yes, all Lannisters are lions, and when a Tyrell breaks wind it smells just like a rose.

he counts to ten as quick as any man, I have seen him do it... though when he needs to go to twenty he does take off his boots.

I will not eat Craster's food, he decided suddenly. "I broke my fast with the men, my lord." Jon shooed the raven off Longclaw. The bird hopped back to Mormont's shoulder, where it promptly shat. "You might have done that on Snow instead of saving it for me," the Old Bear grumbled. The raven quorked.

The Lord of Casterly Rock made such an impressive figure that it was a shock when his destrier dropped a load of dung right at the base of the throne.

He wondered how many lives had been snuffed out by that fart.

Tyrion seated himself and took a sip of wine. "If a man paints a target on his chest, he should expect that sooner or later someone will loose an arrow at him. I have seen dead men with more humor than your Ser Alliser.

No doubt he was smiling. He smiled a lot, as if the world were a secret joke that only he was clever enough to understand.

Might have punctured a lung, if he had a lung. Most trees don't, as a rule.

He smiled a lot, as if the world were a secret joke that only he was clever enough to understand.

When Maester Aemon heard him sing, he said his voice was honey poured over thunder." Jon smiled. "Toad sometimes sings too, if you call it singing. Drinking songs he learned in his father's winesink. Pyp says his voice is piss poured over a fart.

The contents of my chamber pot are more able than Ser Harys.

As angry as he was, his father could not help but laugh. 'You're not my son,' he told Bran when they fetched him down, 'you're a squirrel. So be it. If you must climb, then climb, but try not to let your mother see you.

Sam was almost grateful for his fleshy buttocks. Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go, he thought.

Tienes el don de hacer reír a los hombres- dijo la septa Lemore a Tyrion mientras secaba los dedos de sus pies. -Deberías estar agradecido al Padre de arriba. Otorga dones a sus hijos. -Es cierto- asintió gratamente. "Y cuando muera, por favor que entierren conmigo una ballesta, así podré agradecer al Padre de arriba por sus dones de la misma manera que agradecí al padre de abajo".