Quotes About Humor

I do dumb stuff, like playing my favorite dumb Barry White song and lip-synching into the mirror so it looks like his voice is coming out of my mouth.

I can do a really loud monkey call. I can put both my legs behind my back. And I can stick my fist in my mouth.

I love saying terrible things. Things that I think are terrible and I've gotten in to trouble in the past - just hearing it come out of my mouth or seeing it typed and seeing it out there - something terrible that in real life isn't funny.

I like to laugh at myself and sometimes I put my foot in my mouth, but I don't mean any harm.

As soon as a roast is announced, I get everybody - family, friends, waitresses, cab drivers - giving me jokes about the person getting roasted. I'm the mouthpiece for the masses.

I never engage negatively with reviewers. If someone says something that enrages me, I do what I do on stage. I make a joke about myself and move on. Sometimes people say things that are manifestly wrong or even apparently malicious. That's fine, too. It's a response.

I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldn't pay the bill and was living at the Lincoln Hotel, where I couldn't pay the bill either, but it was cheaper.

The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.

When I was a kid, we got in a cipher and battled each other lyrically. We told jokes and made the hottest dance moves.

Angelina Jolie may get Antonio Banderas in bed for eight hours on a movie set, but I get him in bed everyday.

When you're on a movie set and you are hopefully making a comedy, everyone's stifling their laughter. You're looking at the crew guys, hoping someone is making that face like, and not like, this is not working out, man.

If somebody wants to think of me as a movie star, that's fine, that's great. It sort of makes me giggle.

I don't take the movies seriously, and anyone who does is in for a headache.

Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie.

Kids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers get mad at me so I figured I'd make one that I can't get yelled at for.

But movies as much as anything developed what I thought was right and wrong, what was honorable, what wasn't, what was funny what wasn't... what had some depth to it, what didn't.

'Blazing Saddles' is one of the funniest movies ever made.

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

Part of my style was getting into a muddle. Audiences think that's part of the act. Sometimes it might be - but you have to guess which bits.

Two old Bachelors were living in one house; One caught a Muffin, the other caught a Mouse.

Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin!

I have a mug that actually verifies that I'm the world's best dad. That's a mug. That's not me talking. You can't just buy those.

That's what I always liked about science fiction - you can make the world end. Humour is my multiple warhead delivery system.

When one woman found out I had multiple sclerosis, she said to me, 'My heart bleeds for you.' I said to her, 'Well, my heart bleeds for you, because you're an idiot.'