Quotes About Humor

There's very little that frightens me more than the Grim Reaper when he's horny.

Good to see nearly dying hasn't affected the fact that you're an asshole.

I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid.

I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'

There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.

I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh.

Obviously comedic styles do change.

The one thing about Hitler that I admire is that he wouldn't take any shit from magicians.

One thing about Hitler that I admire is that he wouldn't take any shit from magicians.

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

One does not have humor. It has you.

Buddha: 'Onward! Forward to the fund-raiser.' Mahavira: 'Onward! Forward to - wait a minute. Did I hear someone swat a mosquito?

Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.

Have you any idea how long a ten-inch cock is?

Style, after all, is a kind of humor, Something truly beneath contempt...

My main skills are talking and cooking biscuits,' Augustus said. 'And getting drunk on the porch.

Women say they have sexual thoughts too. They have no idea. It's the difference between shooting a bullet and throwing it. If they knew what we were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping us.

guns don't kill people, husbands that come home early do

I believe that Britney Spears should be one of Baskin-Robbins 31 flavors..... 2 scoops

If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off

Larry the Cable Guy