Quotes About Humor

Humor has a way of bringing people together. It unites people. In fact, I'm rather serious when I suggest that someone should plant a few whoopee cushions in the United Nations.

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor.

Getting a comedic view of your situation gives you spiritual distance. Having a sense of humor saves you.

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely not accidental that there are a thousand novelists, essayists, poets or journalists for each humorist. It is a long, long time between James Thurbers.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

When in doubt, tell a funny 'til you see what the other fellow is going to do.

Many a true word is spoken in jest.

If money makes the world go round, it's humor that keeps it from spinning out of control.

I'm not a joke machine. You can't just feed crap in and get funny out.

...the sense of the Absurd, which is despair refusing to take itself seriously.

...for a writer humor is a rubber sword — it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.

The kind of humor I like is the thing which makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes.

WebMD is like one of those choose your own adventure books where the result is always death.

Murder hornets: because 2020 wasn't bad enough.

I know intelligent design doesn't exist because whoever gave sewer roaches wings wasn't very bright.

Thank you paper clips, for being like staples that can't commit.

I've used up all my sick days so I'm calling in dead.

My karma ran over your dogma.

Even if there is nothing to laugh about, laugh on credit.

What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul.

A man who can laugh, if only at himself, is never really miserable.

Laughter is therapy for physical pain, emotional pain, and the everyday pain of life.

A good laugh recharges your battery.