Quotes About Humor

Every bride and groom in the history of civilization has gained weight after their wedding day. It is only a matter of time until archaeologists unearth a married caveman who's wearing a pair of old tux pants that were so tight he couldn't get the zipper closed.

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor.

There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.

There used to be a me, but I had it surgically removed.

successful humor breaks down the power structures that tend to inhibit tighter social bonds and interactions

As far as humor goes, I've always been a very insecure person and I've always wanted to be liked.

Well, darkness with humor... I'm not an extremely suicidal or sad person.

Her sense of humor went south about a minute after I tied her up.

Then, out of the blue, in a bookstore, he meets a woman who makes him laugh and, better yet, makes him want to make her laugh.

Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night.

I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to me the most civilised music in the world.

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious

The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.

I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to me to be the most civilized music in the world.

The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay off my American Express Bill" - Peter Ustinov, 1921-2004

I laugh a lot at my own shortcomings. I see irony in most things and I'm outspoken, but I bring a sense of humor to any office. I think it provides a nice balance of warmth in a work setting.

If the rest of your brain were conscious, it would probably regard you as the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert

When you're undead, the emphasis is on the second syllable.

Come on, you guys." Caraco leans back against the drying rack. "Can't you settle this some other way? Maybe you could just whip out a ruler and compare your dicks or something.

How is an elephant like a schizophrenic?" "I – what?" "An elephant never forgets." He said nothing. "That's an AI joke," she said after a while.

Word of advice," the Colonel said from the other side. "Don't tease the zombies.

That's like a chimp asking why those hairless apes aren't slinging bigger feces than everyone else, if they're so damned clever.

You're the first person I've seen here who's actually dressed like a monk." "It's a bathrobe.