Quotes About Humor

Ce râzi, domnule? întreb? nemul?umit Gogu Apostolescu. De ce râzi? Râzi de mine? - Sigur c? da, puiule, zise Titel Negruzzi. Dar de cine vrei s? râd? De mine? Ar fi nedemn s? râd de mine tot eu; eu m? respect, mo?er.

E?ti al dracului de trist, m? Gogule. - Sunt, dar nu se vede din cauz? c? sunt mereu vesel, zise Gogu râzând.

He just hit himself in the dinger with a rubber.

Ahh... Is he gonna sing "Happy birthday" to her next ?

I don't know if you guys know this but I'm sort of a big deal.

In the darkest of times, laughter helps revolutionize our perspective.

On the flip side is Woody Allen's nebbish observation: "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying." Companion words include mischief and bonchief, a bad result and a good result, respectively

I've always believed writing ads is the second most profitable form of writing. The first is ransom notes…

Writing advertisements is the second most profitable form of writing. The first, of course, is ransom notes.

Gil: Is your mind always in the gutter? Zeetha: - asks the man with no pants .

Martellus: Talking behind my back, are you? Krosp: Of course not! You're right here !

People keep giving me rings. But I think a small death ray might be more practical.

Votever hyu say, meester "I'm so schmot I don't gotta make sense.

Get your coat and ditch the damn sunglasses, I've told you before, you're not Bono.

I'm going to be around until the Atomic Energy Commission finds a safe place to bury my liver.

I can't die until the government finds a safe place to bury my liver

People ask me what the most important thing to take on the race is, and I always say it's a sense of humor. If you've got nothing but a sense of humor, you will survive.

Nothing's funnier to me than laughing at myself.

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.

You weren't old enough to appreciate it, but seeing my two dads talking to each other is one of the funniest things ever. You'd think they'd hate each other but it's more like they're in some kind of contest to see who can climb the farthest up the other one's ass.

There was a long silence while they sat there staring at each other, a moment that was rudely interrupted by the sound of Max breaking wind.

For a minister, that was pretty inconsiderate of him to go and get killed during Lent," she said.

I'm reading Edmund White. It's so nice. All about Jack Holmes and his great big penis. It's like he's got a little pet in the house that he needs to take for walks sometimes, in the park. I really like it.

An exaggerated clitoris might even drive a woman to an elephant.' This remark – unprecedented in the courts of British justice – elicited loud laughter.