Quotes About Humor

Ariel laughed and now her goose bumps had goose bumps.

I was in love with a beautiful blond once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.

A Beautiful Woman Is A Baggage. Thank God Yours Is A Suit Case

Women, can't live with them, can't murder/suicide without them

My old man taught me to never trust anything that bleeds for three days and doesn't die.

The choices that women make sometimes seems provoking and at the same time amusing. I once met a lady who said she liked my amusing facial expression.

Women!" he muttered. "Can't live with 'em, can't escape even by killing 'em.

To drive a woman away, tell her that you are unemployed. To bore her, tell her that you are single.

When I became a standup comic, my hero, one of them, was Richard Pryor, and you know, I think that comedians, like, comedians talk about hacks, and what a hack is, is someone who does stuff that's not original.

The very first time I did standup, I went to an open mike on the Lower East Side at a place that doesn't exist anymore. And it was one of those open mikes that wasn't really just for comedy.

I started doing standup when I was in college, and I would incorporate a lot of characters into my act.

I'm a comedy geek so anything comedy related, whether that's standup shows, improv shows, I'm all over that. That's my favorite way to be entertained always.

Richard Lewis has this incredible ability to look like he's just... you know it's an act that's been honed. What you have to do in standup is create spontaneity, somehow; even though you've done this act a million times, you gotta look like you're almost just thinking of it now, to make it entertainer.

Podcasts feature comedians being as funny as they can be in a non-censored situation. It's really akin to standup in a way. When you go see a comedian in standup, that is the most pure, unadulterated form of their art.

I never really saw myself as a standup comedian. I always just thought of myself as someone who used the eight minutes or 10 minutes she was allotted and had a blast.

Is it my end-all and be-all to become a standup comic? No.

I do standup every week in L.A. at the Laugh Factory and the Improv.

My standup is observational, but it's self-observational, and it's self-deprecating, definitely.

Trying my hand at standup was exciting to me.

I come from standup and improv.

Standup is really the only thing in the entertainment business that you do totally alone.

I love doing standup, but I love watching it more. Watching people like Michelle Buteau or Baron Vaughn get up and do their thing - that is what comedy can be like.

I know I'm going to be doing standup for the rest of my life.

I have seven brothers and sisters, and they could all be standup comics!