Quotes About Humor

Women don't have a sense of humor. They don't need one. The Almighty made them as a permanent joke on men. From which one may logically deduce tha the Almighty is a female.

Women are always anxious to urge bachelors to matrimony; is it from charity, or revenge ?.

I just think women are funnier than men.

Comedy is quite a difficult place for queers and for women.

They say that women like a man who can make them laugh, and I find that if you can make a woman laugh on the first and second dates, then you're doing well.

Without a doubt in sketch comedy there are fewer women than men.

I'm not a great pregnant woman.

The trouble with women? Elbows.

I get to do physical comedy! When do women get to do physical comedy? Very rarely.

Women liked me because I made them laugh.

If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house.

Why didn't you talk about whether women are funny or not? I just felt that by commenting on that in any real way, it would be tacit approval of it as a legitimate debate, which it isn't.

Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.

Why have they been telling us women lately that we have no sense of humor -- when we are always laughing? . . . and when we're not laughing, we're smiling.

Comedy is just one of the many professions that women are taking over.

Some romantic you are," Caine complained as he pushed the door open with his back."Whatever happened to women who liked to be swept off their feet?" "They got dropped," Diana said flatly.

Vegetables are something God invented to let women get even with their children.

Maybe pretty women were always funny but only now decided to go into comedy.

We didn't used to be so precious about women in comedy back in the old days.

What's so great about working with really funny women is that vanity comes second. Whatever makes it real and funny, they're going to go for, and it's just great.

I like women who can throw a ball and laugh loud and have some spine, and I like men who don't mind cooking dinner.

Why do women care about how big their feet are? I never saw a guy at the beach going, 'Wow, look at that woman, she is really... oh, darn! The feet are too big.'

I think Betty White is one of the sexiest women in America.

I tell ya, I know the best way to get girls. I hang out at women's prisons, and wait for parolees.