Quotes About Humor

I don't really care for like fat jokes about women, specifically.

I think that's important to women in comedy, that we get a lot of the good lines and you're not just the girlfriend or the sister.

Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing.

Have you any idea what it's like to live under the same roof as four women? Armageddon is the best word for it.

Women say hello and then put their hands down my trousers. I thought it was my hand they were supposed to shake.

The secret to enlightenment is to lighten up. Whether you are talking rock or women, all there.

Bruce Benedict is so slow he'd finish third in a race with a pregnant woman.

You know, women always could endure more than men. Not only physically, but mentally - did you ever get a peek at some of the husbands?

If God wanted women to be treated equally to men, he'd have given them penises.

What else could I tell them? I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

I believe the general consensus is the bigger it is, the more women flock to you. I guess its a good thing mine is HUGE!

There is no such thing as romance in our day women have become too brilliant nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman.

It's easy to make me laugh, you can make me laugh, anyone can make me laugh, but that certainly does not mean you can make me do anything.

OVERREACTING" sounds like "OVARYACTING" Coincidence? I think NOT!!

Harry, " Bob drawled, his eye lights flickering smugly, "what you know about women, I could juggle.

Vampires, like virgins or priests, are things that women believe in. We must never fail to humor them in such matters.

Women need food, water, and complimentsThat's right.And an occasional pair of shoes.

I don't understand women at all. Like how a women can pour boiling hot wax onto their upper thigh, then rip the hair out by the root... and still be afraid of a spider.

It is not really hard to understand when women say that they like 'tall, dark and handsome' men..They simply mean a tall man with dark fantasies and handsome salary..

Be careful when you ask Karma for something that you have always wanted. When I was young, I asked to be surrounded by beautiful women. Now I have a wife and four daughters.

If men stopped making fools of themselves in front of women, I'm 80% sure the planet would cease to spin on its axis.

Well we both know there're some men who wish it was not women who came to tell that Jesus was risen. hehehe

And little girls went to charm schools. Now you've all got degrees from the University of Sarcasm.

Rap is supposed to motivate, humours, address societal issues & personal feelings, and also liberate me through art, not insult our women.